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QC FYI: Stay Hard The Himalayan Way… By Ingesting Fungus-Eaten Worms

We already told you about one way that a worm can catch you some action, but here’s another way… just sprinkle some dead silkworm on your breakfast cereal. It’s true! And it only costs $800 per ounce!
The always trustworthy bastion of journalistic integrity known as the New York Post has more:

“Himalayan Viagra” works a little differently from the blue pill. There’s no immediate reaction, but sprinkle them on your corn flakes every morning and users swear it’ll make your bedsprings bounce.

The wonder drug—called “yarsagumba” or “dong chong xia cao”—can also be brewed into an anti-impotence tea. The insects come from the highlands of Nepal, where they are attacked by a beige fungus, cordyceps sinensis, that kills and entombs them.

Hoping to resurrect their love lives, older men are blowing wads of cash on the creepy caterpillar cocktails… the ingredient [used to sell] for a mere $6.50 decades ago, but the price has rocketed to half the price of gold in recent years [because] it’s hard to come by, and the demand for it is very high because of there’s a lot of hype…”

Sadly, there’s no proof that crushing up these murdered insects will actually make your dick or sex life any better and even a Chinese salesman who peddles the bugs in NYC says it’s not worth the $800. But blowing that kind of money on expensive crap will surely catch the attention of some gold-digging man-candy, and that kind of attention is bound to improve your sex life, if only for a few hours.