Queerism – Cumgry
adj: hungry for cum
ex: Are you about to blow? Lemme know when you do because all your pre-cum has made me quite cumgry!
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03 Apr 10
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Queerism – Fourgy
noun: a very hot foursome.
ex: Usually, I require five people to count something as an orgy, but when you’re part of an exceptionally hot foursome, it’s totally OK to call it a fourgy—especially if all four guys cum at the same time.
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21 Mar 10
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Queerism – Rice Queen
noun: A homosexual male of non-Asian descent who is predominantly attracted to Asian males. The non-Asian man can be of any age and does not necessarily have a racist view of Asians, but more an appreciation for their beauty and culture.
ex: Oh, James is a total rice queen. Why do you think he’s been going out with Kiyoshi for so long? Though, if you ask me, he’s only dating Kiyoshi because he’s big into anime, sake, and J-Pop—what a dork!
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A homosexual male of non-Asian descent who is predominantly attracted to Asian males.
14 Mar 10
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Queerism – Funderwear
noun: underwear that is fun to wear, usually giving its wearer an added sense of mischievousness, sexual prowess, and/or a desire to show it off.
ex: No! Don’t wear your “lucky underwear” on a date. That pair’s all raggedy with poo stains. Here, wear this funderwear instead—it’s got bright red hearts, a low rise, and makes your ass look awesome!
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07 Mar 10
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Queerism – Sexcellent
adjective: used to describe something of high-value, especially in regard to providing sexual pleasure. Can also be used as an exclamation in praise of anything bringing orgasmic pleasure.
ex: “Sexcellent!” Roderick sighed after receiving a most sexcellent blowjob from his tennis partner, Bootney Fonsworth. They then went and had some sexcellent sushi which was so unimaginably delicious that it gave them both boners.
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28 Feb 10
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Queerism – Dopplebanger
noun: 1) a guy who only has sex with guys who look just like him.
2) someone who looks like you who you’d like to fuck
3) someone who resembles a person you know except that in this case, you’d fuck them
4) dopplebanging – having sex with someone who looks like you
5) dopplegangbang – having sex with lots of guys who look like each other (happens frequently with twinks, hipsters, A-list gays, and bears)
ex: Kurt’s nice, but he’s a total dopplebanger. His current fuck bud is like a 30-year-old version of himself. Of course, Kurt’s kinda vain. I bet if he could he’d get a bunch of guys who look like him so he could have a dopplegangbang.
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21 Feb 10
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Queerism – Husbear
noun: in gay male relationships, a significant other who is a “bear.”
ex: I don’t want just any old husband, I want a husbear. For example, I wouldn’t marry that twink standing by the bar… but that butch cigar smoker in the open flannel standing next to him…
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09 Feb 10
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Queerism – Bardcore
adjective: a spin-off of the word “hardcore.” Used when referring to a porn movie based on a Shakespearean play.
ex: Wanna watch a bardcore porno movie? I’ve got Titus Androgynous, Romeo in Julian, Much Ado About Nuttin’, and A Midsummer Night’s Cream!
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26 Jan 10
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Queerism – Renob
noun: Boner spelled backwards. Has two meanings:
1) A moron or a tool, especially one who thinks with his dick.
2) A flaccid penis, especially one that has gone limp from revulsion.
ex: When I first spoke to Steve, I was totally turned on by how cool he was. Then he started acting like a renob, doing body shots with random skanks at the bar. Then my hard-on turned into a hard-off; my boner became a renob, so to speak.
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17 Jan 10
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Queerism – Brojob
noun: The act of one “bro” giving another “bro” oral sex in a strictly str8 friends sort of way.
ex: Hey dude, wanna hang out tonight? Might be a brojob in it for you! Sexcellent!
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08 Jan 10
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Queerism – OGT
noun: Acronym for an obviously gay trait. Obvously gay trait is a quality often associated with a homosexual that outs them.
ex: I’m really hairy, play rugby, and work in corporate finance, but my love of 1970’s musicals is my OGT. I usually sound all butch but whenever anyone brings up Pippin, Godspell, or Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, I queen right out!
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02 Jan 10
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Queerism – Pornament
noun: An ornamental house decoration of an overtly sexual nature. Can also refer to a sexual tattoo or a porn-related Christmas ornament (ex: Santa Balls).
ex: While Joseph’s Tom of Finland drawing is definitely an example of pornamentation, that dildo lying in the corner is no pornament… that’s just bad housekeeping!
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26 Dec 09
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Queerism – Ricockulous
adjective: Very very ridiculous.
ex: Oh my God! Look at what he’s wearing? White suede cowboy boots with tassels? That’s totally ricockulous!
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21 Dec 09
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Queerism – Gayte-keeper
noun: A gay guy with lots of straight female friends. His intimate, non-sexual relationship with the women makes him a gayte-keeper with access to them and all their secrets (crushes, kiss-and-tell stories, etc.).
Clueless straight men will see the gayte-keeper as a cock-blocker while savvier straight guys will befriend the gayte-keeper to show his sexual self-security, an interest in conversation, and to eventually get the goods on his targets in the process.
ex: All these straight boys wanna get with Samantha and Leslie, but as their gayte-keeper, I know something those guys don’t—Sam and Les aren’t dating anyone right now because they’re both having severe herpes outbreaks. Sad, yes… but I still kiss both of them on the mouth.
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28 Nov 09
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Queerism – Lezmo
noun: A lesbian mother, a dyke raising kids.
ex: You wanna buy our kid a leather burning kit? Don’t be such a lezmo.
ex: I was raised by two lezmos—no wonder I turned out straight.
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20 Nov 09
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Queerism – Sexhausted
adjective: A state of exhaustion due to copious amounts of sexual activity. Can also be a noun: sexhaustion.
ex: I know I shouldn’t complain, but Jake likes to do it so much, that he’s left me a bit sexhausted—y poor dick!
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17 Nov 09
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