Queerism – Clear the Custard
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verb: to masturbate after having abstained from any form of sex for a long time.
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verb: to masturbate after having abstained from any form of sex for a long time.
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noun: a gay man in the Air Force.
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noun: someone who lives a gay lifestyle at weekends, but is closeted during the rest of the week.
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noun: obvious masturbation while wearing pants or trousers. ‘This awful guy came up to me and started playing pocket pool so I said, “Do you have a problem with your trousers?”‘
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noun: a gay flight attendant.
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noun: an exhausting day off from work spent masturbating or conversely a period of self-imposed abstinence brought on through severe cramp.
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acronym: Man Of My Dreams.
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verb: 1. to blow semen off a penis. 2. performing oral sex on a man with ice cubes in your mouth.
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noun: semen, especially that of asian men.
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Having sex via SMS messages.
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noun: a gay man who likes to masturbate other people.
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noun: any sexual act where someone’s armpit is the focus of attention.
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noun: a particularly low-hanging foreskin.
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acronym: A plain guy who becomes the object of your desire when you’ve taken on sufficient amounts of booze, i.e. Guy I Fancy When I’m Drunk.
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noun: someone who looks better from a distance.
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noun: the fear of being trapped in an enclosed space with a straight guy.
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