adj. A pork sword buried to the hilt; the maximum length which it is possible to slip someone; in a sausage and donut situation the maximum extent to which the sausage can be hidden.
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A dream that is both wet and a nightmare, e.g. where the person who strips off is one’s mom.
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euph. To masturbate. From the US baseball player Carlos Zambrano, who was put on the Chicago Cubs injured list because of a wrist injury caused by spending four hours a day on the internet “emailing his brother”.
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A mid-nineties Seattle based college band or Hard On For No Apparent Reason.
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n. Messy load fired from the porridge gun.
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Hi folks! We are kickstarting a new category called Queerisms where we shall get quite literary covering all sorts of queer phrases, sayings, quotes, and even made-up WORDS! What constitutes as queer is open to interpretation. It can be funny, happy, intelligent, or plain weird! Take a pick!
Here’s our very first Queerism to spark things off!
n. A car park lot which is very far away.
Haha! Hope you like that!
In conjunction with the launch of Queerisms, we’re running a lil contest! Yes! We invite and encourage you to send in your own Queerisms. And wait, there are prizes too! The best 3 entries will each get a lil humble pressie (which shall remain undisclosed for now) from us in addition to world recognition, respect and admiration from the Hunky Chunkies in the QueerClick team!
There are no limits to the number of entries you can send in. There’s no closing date for this contest, for now. When we can think of one, we’ll let you know! It’s of course very much determined by the response we get! So do show us your support! =)
Ready to razzle dazzle us with your brilliance? Send in your Queerisms now!