Peter Fever: Hans Raw and Matteo Gomez

Hans Raw is a little pissed at his fuck buddy Kai, who’s gone porn star crazy and can talk about nothing but Matteo Gomez. Instead of getting mad, he’s settling down on the couch for a nice relaxing banana facial. This isn’t the creamy facial from a big hard banana some of us dream about, but another of the many TikTok crazes.

His eyes getting soothed by the cool bananas, Hans avoids Matteo when he strides in asking about the bananas on his face. But Matteo’s nothing if not persistent, grabbing Hans by his own stiff banana on Peter Fever.
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