Kermit Reacts to “2 Girls 1 Cup”


Again, if you haven’t seen “2 Girls 1 Cup”, do not view it. Trust us, just don’t go there. Imagine the most vile straight porn video you’ve ever seen and then multiply that by 100. However, what you should do is go on YouTube and see all the “2 Girls” reactions, such as Kermit’s. Makes for some hilarious video.
Meanwhile, the originator of “2 Girls 1 Cup” has been found by The Smoking Gun. Marco Fiorito is a Brazilian who came into trouble last year by U.S. prosecutors who deemed his films obscene and sought to stop distribution. While we’d certainly agree that “2 Girls” is obscene, the U.S. government should never be allowed to determine such.

03 Dec 07 By aaron 6 Comments

When Chi Chi LaRue Attacks


Even though she was just joking around, we’d never want to piss off Chi Chi LaRue. Also don’t miss the adorably hot Sebastian Bonnet, the hunky Steve Cruz or mega-manager Howard from FabScout.

28 Nov 07 By aaron Write a comment!

John Mayer Parodies “2 Girls 1 Cup”


If you haven’t seen the straight fetish porn video floating around the web titled “2 Girls 1 Cup,” do not — we repeat DO NOT — go searching for it if you have a weak stomach. Actually, don’t go searching for it whatsoever unless you are into even the most extreme scat play.
If you have accidentally viewed the video (again, we advise against viewing it), this parody by John Mayer will help make you laugh and erase the scar the original video left on your brain.

11 Nov 07 By aaron 11 Comments