It doesn’t hurt my feelings when juvenile commentators, unperceptive bloggers, and insipid strangers denounce me online or in person. At its worst, it can be a nuisance, like a pimple that just won’t go away. At its best, it can be something I thrive on, keeps my torch burning for a little while longer. But mostly I just find it amusing that some people actually take the time to scorn me. Whatever my detractors may say about me, it never manages to actually get me down.
What does hurt my feelings, however, is finding out that the studio I am signed to and have worked with for over two years, a “family” that I was told I still belong to, threw a party and didn’t invite me… Thanks guys. I love being left out.
In response, retired gay porn performer Tre Xavier responded:
I’ve been working on a poetry series about the porn industry. This little bit best tells exactly what has happened to you:
But as long as the cash is rolling in
At least, I’ll have you as my friend
Soon as my name leads the well running dry
You’ll have no shame biding our friendship “goodbye”
It’s a sad fact that the stigma associated with the porn industry is coming so true for you. More so for you, because you got so much deeper into it than I did. So I know it may hurt, but it’s best that you channel your energies to bigger and better things. The fact that you went public with your HIV status may be your sub-conscience at work to get to those bigger and better things.
Is Tre right in implying that Mason’s recent HIV admission has made him an industry pariah even from his own studio? We assume since he’s not listed as one of the guests on the tweet that they didn’t contact Mason to make an appearance—damned shame too because not only could he have regaled fans with tales of Chaos Men’s Zane smuggling meth in his butthole but he also could have reassured HIV+ fans that you can still have a safe, sexy, and fun life.
If we were Mason we woulda showed up to that bitch all cray-cray and been all like “Nuh-uh… this is Mason’s party.” Then we would done body shots off of all the partons and whipped our fat dick out in an attempt to show up all the Next Door co-stars. The cops would have to cart us away—that’ll teach them not to invite us to a party!
Mason’s surely not the only porn performer with HIV; maybe Next Door doesn’t really know how to promote their newly positive star, maybe Brenda in promotions forgot to give Mason a ring, or maybe Mason and Tre are right. Hey Mason, we still love you and the next time we throw a party, you’re totes invited!
After his solo shoot, Paul had to think long and hard about getting a handjob. Like most of the straight guys, he wasn’t too sure he’d be able to get off. Not that he couldn’t get hard; Paul’s dick pops to attention in the slightest breeze.
It took a few months, but eventually SW got the call. You know the saying, “Money talks and bullshit walks?” Well, let’s just say that apparently the money suddenly spoke to Paul.
He takes the edge off the new experience of a guy grabbing his dick by making some jokes at first. But once things got down to business, Paul’s eyes start looking less and less at the DVD playing in the background; more and more down to his uncut cock getting stroked.
Just when you thought that Reese Rideout (aka “Berry”) had shown you the gayest car washing video ever comes an even gayer one. If some over-sexed Latin twink started rubbing his sudsy body all over our Mini, we’d be grateful but would probably have to ask “Who the hell are you again? You know I’m not paying you, right?” And then we’d try to sleep with him because that’s how we roll.
We will never ever get bored of jerking off over Cristiano. He makes it easy ‘cos he’s totally fuckable and looks hotter and hotter as he gets older and more masculine. Ruggerbugger has a brand new video of the footballing megastar stripped down and showing off a very fine looking pair of underwear. Watching this video, we can’t help but admire his bulging underpants whilst desperately wanting him to strip them off and pull out his huge cock and balls. Download the video and find loads more sexy material of Ronaldo at Ruggerbugger.
Everytime we see Ryan Reynolds, we hate Scarlet Johansson all over again, and feel sorry for Alanis Morisette.
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