The popular television series LOST ended last night—turns out it was all a dream—just kidding. But instead of losing their heads, the LOST fans at New York Magazine found a bunch of scenes with shirtless actors from the show and set them in a minute long video with porn music—boom-chicka-wow-wow! Now you can see Matthew Fox, Daniel Dae Kim, Josh Halloway, Dominic Monaghan, Henry Ian Cusick, and more of the show’s hunky multi-racial stars getting shirtless and imagine them getting gay together. You LOST fans might wanna find some lube next.
Apollo Phoenix is no ordinary man of muscle. With his naturally hairy body he defies the cookie-cutter look of other bodybuilders and stands out on his own. At 6’4″ Apollo turns heads everywhere he goes. And in the locker room, his horse cock gets more than a few stares. With his size and the look of serious confidence he may intimidate you while he draws you in closer, disarming you with his approachable and smile.
Christian is adorable with a great body and a nice big cock. He’s very comfortable with being naked on camera. Christian strips and shows off his hot ass for the camera before they get down to business. His SECOND load was even bigger than the first. He shot all over SF’s face – which cracked him up. Young, hung and full of cum!
There’s nothing like a little stress from studying for school work to make you extra horny. We’re guessing that’s what fueled Andre and Ian in Tyler’s Room to lay their hands, mouths and other body parts all over each other. These two guys are horny and immediately peel each other’s clothes off and start sucking each other’s cocks. One thing leads to another and these two are soon fucking wildly. Good sexy stuff at Tyler’s Room. (But we have one question, are those… pussy willows on your desk, Dotty Henckle?)
Services begin in the Sanctuary when Craig Reynolds finds Tyler Saint standing guard at the altar, stroking his long, fat cock. Reynolds senses his Master needs assistance and worships Saint’s huge cock before taking his place, on all fours, on the dungeon table. Saint relentlessly fucks Reynolds’ hole until both men can’t take it any longer. Straddling each other on a Sanctuary bench the muscle-men jack off until they shower each other with loads of cum.
Tommy is having some plumbing issues so he calls Berke over to help take a look at his pipes. Of course, when he got the call, he’d hoped that Tommy was speaking in code. As it turns out, he winds up going to work under the kitchen sink, but once the job is done, he’s looking for another one. Since he fixed the drain, he now wants to get drained, and Tommy’s ass will fit this plumber’s bill.
noun: Your appearance immediately after having your face sat on (looking very disheveled and kinda skeezy).
ex: Geez girl, what the hell happened to you? Your face is all dirty and you smell all musky. Did you just have a sit on my facial?
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Beloved QC tipster Kelly recently watched the James Bond movie You Only Live Twice and took this yummy still of Sean Connery as the international man of action relaxed in a warm bath. But Mr. Bond only seems relaxed because if you look closer you can see that he’s actually packing double-o-seven inches and is ready for action. Any dastardly spy who wants to get a piece of Bond better watch his ass because Bond’s cocked, loaded, and shoots to thrill.
Did Connery jerk himself off so he’d be a big man on camera or did the director make Connery spank it for the ladies? Either way, we’re loving Bond’s big golden gun. So much that if we were Pussy Galore or Octopussy, we’d crawl into that bath and start playing with his Thunderballs until he came all over Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix. And for the rest of our lives we’d remember The Spy That Loved Me.
OK, OK… enough with the dumb movie title puns. Connery’s known for being a bit of a blowhard now, but it’s awesome that he’s so well hung. In fact he’s still a sexy wolf and we’d love James Bondage to tie us up like a hostage. So to celebrate we’ve added Pansy Dvision’s James Bondage. If you haven’t heard it or have fantasies of finding your own double agent sending you some cock From Russia with Love, then give the tune a spin while jerking-off to the shots above.