noun: A crappy person or situation, especially one that makes it difficult to do something fun
ex: Man, if Jarrod weren’t acting like such an ass castle we might have actually enjoyed porn bingo.
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Ivan and Isaac had a lot of fun together!
They started off in a nice big bubble bath, which is about as romantic as you can get.
You can tell they really liked each other by the way they spoke… and there was a lot of giggling going on, too!
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The Sneakypeek cameraman has been getting very daring placing a hidden camera in a police station’s locker room to catch rookie cops changing and showering naked. Here he’s caught a young police officer stripping at the end of a shift ready for a hot shower. He only just gets his boxer shorts back on over his monster cock before two more officers arrive in the locker room to change.
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Leon is fit young lad, plays Rugby and swims and looks pretty good in his tight fitting boxers! He is very laid back and enjoys stripping down showing off his nicely defined almost hair free body and very hairy legs. A natural tease he flops out his boxers to show off his ample sized uncut piece and after a few gently strokes Leon has an even more photo friendly sized chunk of cock! He is very relaxed and makes it look so natural fiddling with himself just the right amount to get a nice semi! All this teasing and Leon stands up and its like a button gets flipped; his cock stands straight up as he does. He has that cute smile and looks so innocent as he pulls his knees back round his ears and happily shows off his hairy hole! After a little more playing he sits on the side of the bed and cum hits his abs with real pressure, splattering everywhere and quickly followed by even more cum!
Craig Reynolds lies prone, face down and bound to a St. Andrew’s Cross. Sean Stavos seizes the opportunity to take advantage of the hulking captive. He spits on Reynolds then moves in to probe his tight hole with his tongue. Stavos mounts the muscular stud and begins to fuck him. The ass pounding reaches a frenzy until Reynolds blows. Stavos pulls out and jacks a load onto Reynolds, leaving him drenched in sweat and cum.
Have you ever been so happy you wanted to pull your cock out and wave it around? EricDeman has caught a rugby player expressing his excitement this way. Amidst all the clapping and cheering and singing this cute fella whips his dick out and waves it at his joyous group of teammates! Download and save over 35,000 videos of straight men exposed at EricDeman.
Cody loves getting a massage, but even though he loves the gentle touch of a hot young woman, sometimes those tense muscles need the strength of a man, and that’s where Phenix Saint comes in.
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The stage has been set with introductions, and now it’s time to get hard and watch 27 guys getting off in a circle jerk to end all circle jerks. With 18 feet of cock in one room it’s damn hard to focus on any one dick, or body. It’s sensory overload and the jizz is flying all over!
Atlanta’s own Brandon Lewis is back on Men Over 30. Brandon’s a sexy country thing and loves spending money on his clothes and having seen every delicious inch on him—we’re all for him not wearing a stitch. Tucker Scott is 30 years old and a Florida discovery. These two start making out as Brandon starts to explore Tucker’s defined frame. Tucker then gets up and drops his jeans Brandon quickly moves in and starts to suck on his meat as Tucker coos his approval. Brandon moves in for a closer inspection on Tucker’s hole. He teases that ass with his finger then suits up and slowly pushes his meat inside. “Take that big dick” he whispers under his breath as he slides all the way in. Brandon then starts to fuck Tucker deep and hard, slapping him with his leather belt. The chemistry between these two is insane as they fuck away like mad men. Brandon’s thick cock hits him just right and soon he explodes all over himself still sitting on Brandon’s cock. Brandon then beats his own load out all over his sexy navel.
European magazines kick more ass than American magazines because they show more ass than American magazines. Case in point, Cosmopolitan UK. They rounded up a bunch of C-list male celebs for their June 2010 “Naked Centerfolds Special.” Stephen Baldwin Jesse Metcalfe, Nigel Barker, Craig David, Danny Young, Adam Garcia, Ugo Monye and others dropped trou to raise awareness about prostate and testicular cancer. We don’t know how educational it is, but it is super hot.
And there’s lots more tasty shots after the jump!
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Talk about a trigger-happy guy! Tad was nervous about doing the blow job.
Clearly he is a bit uncomfortable to start with, but Bryan thinks that discomfort turns into more of, “Stop I’m going to cum!”
Bryan asked him if he was able to cum from a blow job, and he said sure. If you have been playing along with these Serviced videos, Bryan is always worried about the plan of attack with an uncut guy.
Well, he must have been hitting on the right notes. Twice they had to stop.
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When you see a body like the one on Wesley Frost you can’t help but have to readjust the growing boner in your pants. To say he’s a thrill seeker is an understatement. When he’s not jerking off for the Randy Blue cameras he can usually be found cliff diving, snowboarding, surfing or skydiving.
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Hot college boy Evan starts the scene off in his boxers playing with his dick until he’s nice and hard. He ditches the boxers and jerks off for a while before deciding to flip over onto his stomach so he can show off that tight little ass of his. When he’s done teasing the camera with his hot hole he flips back over onto his back so he can keep jacking off. He works that shaft of his until he finally shoots a nice creamy load all over himself.
Things kick off with Dorian and Shawn shooting pool and all of us shooting the shit. I dub the new man cave the “Flamingo Bar and Thrill” because thrills are the only thing Dink plans on cooking up in this place. Dorian is excited because he’s sure he’s going to beat Shawn at the game of pool their playing and therefore get to fuck Shawn’s ass as the prize. He says he’s been waiting for it all day and by the look on his face we would say we believe him. Dorian lays down the rules for strip pool and Shawn’s already lost two articles of clothing. By the time Shawn loses his shirt, he realizes he’s not wearing any underwear LOL. Next thing you know, he’s naked as a jaybird and Dorian still has all his clothes as the final shot that calls the game comes, Dorian scratches on the eight ball and loses the game. Shawn says he knew he’d fuck up if he just gave him enough time now Dorian has to bottom first.
Boxing isn’t as gay as ice skating, men’s synchronized diving, or Roman-Greco butt-fucking, but cold-cocking a guy is still pretty damned sexy—but photographer Greg Thompson threw a couple of mega-hot porn stars into the ring to the sexy sport even sexier.
Among the ring warriors are Blake Riley (whose boyfriend we thought forced him into retirement), Tiger Tyson, Ross Hurston, Steve Cruz, TJ Hawke, Mitch Branson, and ultra-arty Francois Sagat. And even though most of them keep their trunks on never hitting below the belt, there’s still enough ass and raw sensuality to keep the hits coming/
We mentioned this photo series when it first came out last year, but the photo set is enjoying a second round on the internet, so we thought we’d share the main event and the mere sight of these porn gladiators is enough to make us take our gloves off and start giving ourselves the ol’ 1-2.
Josh West has a monster pecker for a white guy. And Jack Bond has the big ass to match. Watching Josh split open Jack’s creamy bouncing booty will make you spooge before West does. And man does he shoot, all over Bond’s smooth backside. He comes so much you can almost imagine the warm creamy goodness running down your own crack!