For their upcoming Summer 2009 issue Vman magazine released “greeting cards for all occasions” photographed by Bruce Weber. We gotta say, their designs aren’t as sexy as their photos and one-liners, but we love their camp. Plus, the birthday twins and “Missing You” guy have certainly captured our groins, er… our eyes. Wouldn’t mind seeing them at the Hallmark store…
More cards after the jump!
Thanks to Towleroad.com for the great pics.
New straight boy Lewis at First Auditions has a tight, athletic young body. He’s spent time coaching tennis and it has clearly paid off. He has a lovely thick uncut cock, lustrous, full pubes that we’d love to bury our faces in and a tight virgin ass just begging to be plundered. Despite telling the director that he’s horrified at the idea of doing anything sexual with other men, he’s surprisingly willing to take direction even when it involves lying on his back with his legs in the air and his ass spread. Download and save this young straight lad’s full videos at First Auditions!
The Age of Disbelief
By Steve Prince
I have a confession to make. This might shock some of you.
I do not watch American Idol. I’ve never even seen an episode.
I know this surprises me too. I mean this is coming from a kid who LOVED to watch Star Search with Ed McMahon (although the revamp of that show was NOT good). I think though, why I loved Star Search was because of their spokesmodel competition.
Oh my GOD—it was in credible. They’d always have a male model and a female model. It was actually pretty ridiculous that they even had that competition. I mean, all the “spokesmodel” did was walk onstage, introduce their photo shoot montage, Ed would show the montage, and that was it.
I have to admit, though. I never missed the photo montage. Why? Well, because they always had the guy take his shirt off. I can remember holding the pillow in front of my crotch because I had an erection. There was this one model, whose montage was to the music of that song Connected. Just listening to that song today, gets me a little worked up. Whew! Who knew Ed McMahon brought out the gay in me?
So needless to say, I really can take or leave American Idol. I’m not one of those people who hates the show. I’m truly indifferent about it. Well, at least I was until a week ago.
In the new update at CFNM.net, the boys of the esteemed ‘Fullingdon Club’ have fallen into the clutches of women from the wrong side of the tracks. Fearing retribution from gang members the privileged toffs have to do whatever the lower class women want. First their posh clothes are confiscated—then the real fun begins having their cocks toyed with before they are given a thorough anal inspection and fucking. See handsome young men defiled by voracious clothed women at CFNM.net!
It actually took Mr. Cody a while to get Pete hooked up with another guy. But once he was sitting next Kurt, Sean’s persistence had paid off!
“He’s got a pretty big toy,” the camera guy said to Pete, referring to Kurt’s big schlong.
Pete was rubbing Kurt’s leg and smiling so big you could see all of his perfect, white teeth.
“I can handle it,” Pete said. “I’m pretty confident.”
noun: 1) Love between two straight men.
2) A competitive relationship between two butch men.
ex: “Jean and Barry have a total testosteromance! They’re always trying to one-up each other. I wish they’d just fuck and get it over with.”
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A Team Orange member recently discovered this gem at EnglishRussia.com. Popular on Russian blogs, it’s supposedly an entry-level test administered by the Russian army. Here’s what the translation says:
Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, then he likely might having…:
Rich recently broke up with his girlfriend and was feeling really horny. He called NYSM asking if Ben was around because he really likes the way his smooth face feels against his ass and cock.When NYSM told Ben that his presence was requested at a cocksucking session by Rich, Ben was more that eager to appear!
