A Night at The Museum
By Steve Prince “So when are we going to that museum you talked about?”
Me and my big mouth. The last time I volunteered with Kelly I just had to suggest we should go to a museum. I mean, who really suggest that to someone they just met? I felt like it was more of passing invite, and part of me was hoping he would forget about it. Well, he didn’t because now it looks like we’re going. The problem is I haven’t exactly told Troy about this little adventure myself. I mean… I didn’t lie to him.
“He’s very sweet,” I said over the phone, “and very conversational. Smart guy.”
“Okay,” Troy acknowledged and pressed on, “Did you get a good look at his ass?”
Two screen legends are united at last—this is like Tracy and Hepburn, Gable and Lombard, Liz and Dick—and speaking of dicks: There are a couple of fine specimens here and they happen to be attached to a couple of great performers, who suck, kiss and put on a great show. Jude and Michael enjoy a lively fuck fest and mutual j.o. scene. Needless to say, this is one movie with a happy ending.
Different is yet another take on heterosexual discrimination, this time through the eyes of a high schooler. When gay is the norm how does one young student tell the most popular guy in school that he’d rather go to the prom with a girl? No, the acting and writing aren’t amazing, bt some of the scenes are actually pretty moving. Unlike other takes on the same theme, this one isn’t all comedy and doesn’t exactly have a happy ending. But if you like rock music, here’s something to smile about at the end. The music for the school dance and closing credits is actually pretty awesome! If you’re curious, we featured another take on the same idea about a month ago called Love Is Love.
The first time we saw 28-year-old actor Chris Evans was (are you even reading this? We don’t blame you for lusting after his amazing body, but you’re getting drool on the keyboard) in The Fantastic Four where he played The Human Torch. And play he did… sweet Jesus. He played all the gay fanboys in that theater like a game of Hot Potato… what we wouldn’t give to get hot with his torch under a space blanket. Anyhow, in an interview with The Advocate Chris talked about his 2004 Flaunt Magazine shoot (where some of the photos above came from) and why you’re not likely to see him shirtless again in the future:
“I really didn’t think twice about taking my shirt off at the time, but my current publicist would pull her hair out if I did that photo shoot today. If I got to a photo shoot and they said, “OK, we’re going to do some shirtless shots,” I’d say, “Fine. No big deal.” It never really occurred to me that that could be misinterpreted as a bad thing or as selling out. I have no problem taking my shirt off for a role if the part calls for it, but my publicist says ‘When you’re promoting yourself, being you, there’s a way to keep it as classy as possible. Greasing yourself up and stripping down may not be the best way to do it.’ To some degree, she may have a point. But at the end of the day, it didn’t bother me then and it doesn’t bother me now. He also mentioned that he’s got a gay brother. Huh?!! Wait a sec! Reapeat that. Yes—He. Has. A. Gay. Brother. In the interview he described him as “an inch taller and about four shades tanner than I am. He’s a very fit young man. Believe me, he does quite well for himself.” Welly, well! Let’s have a look at the young scalawag then, huh? Photos after the jump…
Ludovic Canot wakes up with a hard cock thinking about the chiseled, horse-hung hunk Bryan Slater lying in bed next to him. He wastes no time flipping the sleeping giant over so he can get his lips wrapped around Slater’s 10″ x 6″ pole. Slater fucks Canot furiously in every position, reaching around to jack off Canot’s big cock. Canot blows first, then Slater pulls out, flexing his amazing abs and jacking his huge tool until he shoots a load all over Canot’s face!
Johan asked Jesse if he would be interested in having a little romp in the metaphorical hay at the hotel and he didn’t hesitate in saying yes to the offer. He for his part had never had a European boy before. The clip ought to start with a short interview, but Luke never gave Johann a chance to ask the questions he was curious about – you know, this kind of stuff, like how many boys would be appearing, whether they were pretty and adorable, the things that always interest you.
These two start off innocent enough, Joey washing his car and Juan offering to “help”. But in no time flat, these two Latino hotties are pawing at each other’s privates. The car washing stops and the clothes come off. They decide to get naked right there in the outdoors on some nearby stairs.
FEATURED STORIES (from left to right):Belgium – On 80th birthday, comic adventurer, Tin-Tin outed as gay. Minneapolis, Minnesota – Former Senator, Larry Craig, reaches end of line for appealing gay sex bathroom sting “guilty” plea. (EDITOR: Ha, ha!) New York City, New York – Barbie creator was a sex addict, Ken was gay. Rome, Italy – Coach says there’s no gay players in Italian soccer. AFRICA Dakar, Senegal – Harsh sentences for homosexuality. Uganda – Rick Warren’s African AIDS counterpart calls for criminalization of homosexuality. Rwanda – Metrosexuality comes in male beauty treatments and other man-pampering. EUROPE Belgium – On 80th birthday, comic adventurer, Tin-Tin outed as gay. London, England – Gay humanists group celebrates 30th anniversary. Rome, Italy – Coach says there’s no gay players in Italian soccer. Scotland – Kirk leaders approve Brechin gay minister for Aberdeen post. Spain – Webpage raises funds for suspended homophobic judge. United Kingdom – Gay Tory under fire over skiing trip as reshuffle rumours intensify. NORTH AMERICA California – Oft-repeated and refuted blame of blacks for Prop. 8 draws ire. [2] Florida – Florida gay groups form statewide federation. Minneapolis, Minnesota – Former Senator, Larry Craig, reaches end of line for appealing gay sex bathroom sting “guilty” plea. New York City, New York – Barbie creator was a sex addict, Ken was gay. Richmond, California – Suspects arraigned in gang rape of lesbian. San Francisco, California – Dufty introduces resolution condemning church vandalism. San Francisco, California – Anonymous smear campaign against transgender police officer. San Francisco, California – Tuberculosis breaks out in the Castro. [2] Seattle, Washington – Bar patrons drink through terror threat. United States – Cast of Wicked hosting Defying Inequality, a night of cabaret for civil rights. United States – Reverend calls homosexuality “a gift from God” on Oprah. United States – American Family Association boycotts Pepsi for gay ads. United States – GLAAD identifies the worst anti-gay defamation voices of 2008. Washington, D.C. – Profile with gay representative Barney Frank. Washington, D.C. – A call to help push for the first openly gay cabinet member. Washington, D.C. – Gay activist, DNC official tapped as Obama liaison. Washington D.C. – Lesbian couple invited on Obama’s whistle stop tour. Washington D.C. – House of Representatives takes on gender-neutral language rules. Washington D.C. – Former Gay & Lesbian Victory Fund executive director to serve as deputy director of White House Office of the Public Liaison. West Hollywood, California – Prop 8: The Musical to show live this weekend.
La Pequena Britney Spears graces us this week with her rendition of Britney Spears’ “… Baby One More Time.” You gotta love a little guy who cross dresses for a good time. He seems to have a genuine sense of humor and love for Britney. You gotta love the cheap DIY quality of the video as her helpers turn what looks like a bedroom office into a basketball court and high school. Furthermore, his friends are pretty easy on the eyes. He’s also played Sarah Palin, Amy Winehouse, Hilary Clinton, and Shania Twain. Hilarious!
