You may remember Eating Out the movie about pretending to be gay to get the girl. In Sloppy Seconds, the roles are reversed and the gay male pretends to be straight to land the hot new guy, “only to find himself joining the campus ex-gay support group and nabbing a girlfriend!” Oy, the drama. If these screen grabs are any indication, this movie should deliver some hot male action. See Eating Out’s profile on myspace for opening dates across North America.
A hot photo shoot under the South Beach sun with Nicky Hilton. What can get better than that? Well, a hunky, sexy and naked male model with a hot pair of low-hanging balls can do the trick! Photo Source via Oh La La Paris.
As reported on PugBus.net:
Tom Cruise Sues over Unauthorized Use of Image on Butt Plug
By Phil Maggitti
Oct 7, 2006, 08:52
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has filed a $50-million lawsuit against Holesome Fun Incorporated, the world’s largest manufacturer of sex toys, over the company’s alleged unauthorized use of his image on its new Mission Insertable butt plug.
Mr. Cruise is also demanding “the immediate and complete withdrawal” of the Mission Insertable butt plug from Holesome Fun’s Dark Side of the Moon catalog and from any and all persons “currently harboring” this device.
“My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality,” said Mr. Cruise’ attorney Marvin Keister. “The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.
“L. Ron Hubbard taught Scientologists to respect their large—and their small—colons as the pathway to better physical and mental health; and although Mr. Cruise endorses regular high colonic cleansing and Vitamin K enemas, he is offended by the notion of butt plugs in general and of those with his face on them in particular.”
Trey Guccione, CEO of Holesome Fun, responded angrily to Mr. Cruise’ lawsuit.
“Like I’m sure Tom’s never been shitfaced before,” said Mr. Guccione. “He can take his lawsuit, hold it sideways, and stick it where the sun don’t shine.”
The device at the bottom of this controversy is a 3-inch silicone statuette designed to be inserted into the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. A butt plug can be inserted during sex or it can be worn while its user is gardening, shopping, or attending the theater.
Butt plugs, which can be worn by men or women, gay or straight, were invented in Greece about 350 BCE. Since then butt plugs have been worn by historical figures (Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar), musicians (Tchaikovsky, Boy George, and Mick Jagger), and opinion shapers (Gertrude Stein, Barney Frank, and Matt Drudge).
George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing.
In related news, 17 percent of the respondents to a recent Postcards from the Pug Bus poll believe Tom Cruise was fired by Paramount because of his penchant for wearing butt plugs.
People.com Grey’s Anatomy’s T.R. Knight is gay, he has confirmed exclusively to PEOPLE.
“I guess there have been a few questions about my sexuality, and I’d like to quiet any unnecessary rumors that may be out there,” Knight tells PEOPLE in a statement. “While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I’m gay isn’t the most interesting part of me.”
Knight, 33, plays the unassuming Dr. George O’Malley on the hit ABC drama. A Minneapolis native, he began his career in that city’s famed Guthrie Theater.
He has also appeared on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Club AmateurUSA is thinkin’ that Kane is a naughty guy in bed (i.e., verbal, nasty, and a helluva lot of fun!). From the time they viewed his profile on his favorite sex & swingers site, happened to catch him on his webcam waving his rather long cock & displaying his pretty pink hole for the camera, exchanged email & phone calls, to him getting naked & plopping himself down on the CAUSA massage table, a total of 15 hours had passed. Theirs was a whirlwind romance… lol
Apparently, Kane is a new dad, the wife is in the throes of post-partum (where’s Tom Cruise’s “glib” opinion when you need it? ;-), and he’s online looking for a little fun & stress relief. Luckily for all of us, their paths crossed at the right time!
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comment: straight guys for gay eyes, straight guys turning gay what crap, sites like yours takes credibilty from the gay community, you can’t even show two openly gay men, all you show is closet cases and bi crap, queerclick my ass more like straightclick our biclick fuck hole.
EDITOR: Larry, thanks for the credibility you have contributed to the gay community. Make sure you nominate yourself for the Best Skank Award! And oh, don’t forget the “I’m So Blind I Can’t See Two Openly Gay Men On QueerClick” Award.
