“Onanie” is the Japanese term for “masturbation” (stemming from the word “Onanism”).
Now that we’re done with Jap101, let’s rock on and meet Onanie Machine – Japan’s exhibitionist Rock and Roll band. They perform, they drum, they disappear, and then they reappear stark naked holding onto huge bagfuls of wadded-up, sticky tissue-paper, and finally pelt the crowd with the masturbated tissues.
The Japanese are well-known for their fetishes.
Meet Butt-Printing Artist – Stan Murmur. It all started with a painting assignment a few years ago. Stan was told to find an organic item to use as a stamp. The stamp was to be brought into class with a finished art product. It took him a couple of days to come up with an organic item. And he finally decided to use his set of buttocks as a stamp.
Fugly is the new pretty. We especially dig Fugliette Lewis‘ Oscar statue gold unitard, and the loose thread hanging. And the chewy cookie she stuck on her belt.
Gossip may not be such a bad thing for Ellen DeGeneres. According to the Nielsen’s report, Ellen’s talk show enjoyed its highest ratings ever last week. Ellen, who has been in the press lately for splitting with longtime girlfriend Alexandra Hedison and hooking up with Portia de Rossi, saw her show jump 9% in viewers from the week before and a whopping 50% from the year prior.
Japan Pictures is urgently seeking new staff of any nationality to fill their Web Designer and Film Production/Editing positions. Both full-time and part-time positions are available. Part-time casual work is also available for students.
They are also seeking athletic models aged between 18 and 30 with healthy and fit bodies. On their website, they mentioned models potentially earning over “300,000” for appearing in the videos. But they left out the most important part – the currency. It could be in Yen, but we think it could jolly well be in dollars! Are porn models really paid that well in Japan?
***Updates***
It’s in Yen, folks. We checked out the ad written in Japanese (thank goodness we have a multilinguist in the house). Bummer. But still, working for Japan Pictures will mean getting to meet and see the hottest Asian guys before the rest of the world. So if you can’t or don’t want to model, being a staff member isn’t such a bad idea! OK, we’re gonna send in our applications now.
