Take a deep breath and exhale slowly–essential instructions when viewing Hold Everything, the brand new release from Raging Stallion’s Pistol Media division. Shot both in sultry Australia and in beautiful Northern California, this movie has the best of both worlds–huge cocks and open holes and the hot, young studs who own them! Clocking in at five long scenes, Hold Everything is a huge movie that fills out our highly acclaimed fall 2005 release schedule, delivering excellent sports-oriented footage that will leave you exhausted on the floor after just one viewing!
The movie features two amazing scenes with Remy Delaine, the hottest young (23 years old, but he’s definitely a man, not a boy) performer of 2005. His winning smile, perfect body, bubble-butt ass, and huge, 11-inch beer-can cock are what made this man our choice to be our spokesperson for 2005. This movie shows why he is one of our all-time favorites!
Kids – you have to admit – he’s yummy. M’wah – M.
Though he doesn’t quite look grown up, JD is surely a man. This adorable Navy Boy is adorable. His flushed red cheek and amazing grin just blow your mind. He has a great penis that you have to love as well. He wasn’t shy at all for the camera. Thanks to MilitaryClassified.com for this stud!
Meet Rene. This Brazilian has a pleasantly large 7.5 uncut cock. He’s enjoyed being sucked off and fucking guys, but his experience is primarily with women. BiLatinMen.com hopes to get another shoot with Rene, hopefully next time we can see him hook up with someone equally hot as he is.
Why queers often have difficulty becoming firemen.
RELAX… it’s a joke!!! Queers are totally trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent… or is that a Boy Scout?… when it comes to fireman-ing. We’re just being silly.
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This doll is supposedly modeled after one of Hollywood’s sexiest male stars. But we have to squint our eyes real hard to see any likeness. So our question to you, our sharp-eyed readers, is…who is this doll?
Alan Smith (born October 28, 1980 in Rothwell, Leeds, England) is an English football player. He has played centre-forward for most of his career, but as of 2005 he is undergoing a conversion into a midfield role. He formerly played for Leeds and now plies his trade for Manchester United.
In the summer of 2005 it emerged that Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, is grooming Alan Smith as a successor to Roy Keane in the Manchester United midfield. As of 14 November 2005 Smith has played for England 16 times, and has scored 1 international goal.
Yada yada….OK, the real reason we did this post? He is ABSofuckinglutely gorgeous.
And oh, remember that good old bulge post we did? Here’s a fine recap complete with QC’s very own zoom function.
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While trawling through your submissions to QueerClick Gallery today (much thanks!), we came across these two images which left us undecided where to file them. Any ideas?
It seems like there are a lot of sites for gay guys, but only include straight guys fucking women. That’s fine if that turns you on, but sometimes I don’t understand how any of this is for gay guys at all! It seems more like a trick for our money! Fortunately, straightboysfucking.com isn’t one of those sites. It includes lots of voyeuristic fun watching hot guys get off with women, but it also includes several video and photo sets of guys alone. FIRST IMPRESSIONS:
Before you sign up, the site offers a pretty good glimpse of what you can expect, including the standard free tour with preview videos. Primarily this site is for the porn hound who loves videos, but there are a photosets to enjoy as well. The free tour definitely focuses on the guys and not the women, however as you dig deeper you discover there is plenty of content which shows hot guys fucking women. If this doesn’t interest you, you’ll probably want to find a guy-only website. However, if you find this kinda hot… you may want to dig even deeper by signing up. THE MEMBERS SECTION:
The site is broken down into some easy to navigate sections: Exclusive Video, Photos, Interviews, Features (which includes exposes on boys, movies, or what’s new), and a nice support area. Once again, videos are the focus here. We like that you can view them in full size (broadband connections) or standard size. We also liked all the details that they give you about models and the movies themselves. QuickTime played our movies without any trouble and the feed was quick and steady. The movies were pretty good. Hot action, but some suffered from bad lighting or simply a premise that we weren’t into. However, just when we thought we were discouraged, we came (ha!) across a clip that got us all hot an bothered. THE MEN:
Overall, these guys are young, hung and very horny. Not typical twinks and not solely rough guys, but a good mix of everything. One drawback, in our opinion was there wasn’t too much diversity in the guys themselves. There are a few Latin or black guys, but for the most part, most are white and circumcised. On the other hand, we did appreciate the variety in what these guys did in front of the camera. Some did solo stuff, a lot fuck women or are in a gang bang. Finally, we like that this website seems to push these guys to explore their kinky fantasies. While straight, some don’t mind playing around with a girl with a strap-on dildo. Now that’s not typical for straight guys’ porn sites!
Our favorite guy so far? Ahh, Kevin… but that’s just us. See:
We also liked the interviews, which added some fun (or even some fun disappointment in hearing them speak!!!). Overall, you’ll find guys in fucking in public, college dorm jackoff contests, frat boys filming each other, drunken sex parties, double-teaming action, sex doll sex and jocks getting sucked off. All pretty tasty in our opinion. THE PRICING:
You can pay by credit card, call an 800 number, a 900 number for charging to your phone bill or bill your checking account. One full month is $29.99 and three months is $59.99. Best of all, you can cancel anytime. THE BOTTOM LINE:
A lot of sites feature straight guys, yet are targeted for queer clickers like us. Quite frankly, we think a lot of these sites miss the mark in getting us horny… their content focuses solely on the girls. Straight Boys Fucking is different. It does focus on the guys, and we appreciate it! We like how theirs is a good mix of content, whether it be guys flashing their dicks in public or a gang bang with a girl, but zeroes in on these guys getting off. Porn is about voyeurism, and if you like watching straight guys, you’ll love this site. It’s easy to navigate and the content refreshes often. We just wish they had more guys of color on the site and sometimes better lighting or filming quality on a few of the guys. All in all… a good site for your money. www.StraightBoysFucking.com
An alternative theory about the sinking of the Titanic. 😉
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PS: We found this pic at random on the net recently, along with many others from the same artist, but we can’t remember the site. Sorry man! Maybe we’ll hear from him… or one of you… so we can give proper credit and direct you to his site for more.
The UFNShow is a queer-centric podcast based out of Boston, Massachusetts. First published in March 2005, the show has grown significantly in popularity amongst homosexuals and heterosexuals alike. The UFNShow is a celebration of life, liberty, and the pursuit of sexual freedom.
