As a musical treat this Monday, here’s the song true to QueerClick’s heart The Internet Is For Porn from the irreverent puppet musical, Avenue Q. In this song, Kate Monster finally gets to teach a whole lesson in her elementary school class and decides to do something relevant and modern—the internet! But while she sings the virtue of the web, Trekkie Monster can’t help but mention the web’s most important feature. So double click and grab your dick for porn, Porn, PORN!!!
After the shoot Rock Hard jocks asked the cameraman how it went. “We need to book this guy again! He’s incredible. But his ass is extremely tight, and he wasn’t squeezing/tensing. He’s just TIGHT! I could only get one finger in.” Following the second cum shot in this video, the cameramn fed Hunter his (Hunter’s) jizz. Not only did he eat it off John’s fingers, he greedily devoured it.
Hairy men Vinnie D’Angelo and Marco de Brute are working together in the garden. Vinnie is shirtless and his muscled body is glistening with sweat. Marco is up on a ladder pruning trees, and when he complains about being hot, Vinnie sprays him with the hose. Vinnie’s attention is drawn to Marco’s huge, wet bulge in his jeans. Vinnie unbuttons Marco’s jean and fishes out his meaty cock. After swapping blowjobs on the lawn, Marco leans against a tree and offers his hairy and beefy ass to his buddy. Vinnie drives his big dick between those massive butt cheeks and fucks Marco with hard and deep thrusts. Marco lies back on the grass and Vinnie straddles him and blows his load all over Marco’s hairy belly and chest.
Joey Angel…he’s a boy who loves to role play. First the pizza delivery man scenario and now wrestling. If you haven’t scene his video where he gets fucked by some dude pretending to be a pizza delivery man —check it out. He told Kyle he had so much fun doing that he wanted to try another fantasy role playing scenario —fooling around with a “straight bud from the wrestling team“.
We all thought it was brave when Derek wanted to lose his cherry in his on cam debut to one of the larger hotties on ExtraBigDicks. We all watched in amazement as Jarrett laid his 8½” pipe ball-deep and ‘got it done’! It must’ve hurt so good because Derek’s back…for thirds.
Logan is 25 and making his debut on CJB this week. He says he’s “str8 as an arrow”–but there’s (a lot) more to that story. When asked when he last got laid, Logan asks, “If a girl is over 200 lbs. is that a whale?” Apparently, Logan’s last lay was a full-figured “friend” of his who he got drunk with. He now laughs in hindsight at his 5’2, portly 200 lbs faux pas; but, Wait for it… 3-2-1–“ I did fuck her 2 more times!”
Peter is one of those guys that knows what he wants and has to confidence and intelligence to get it. He has had boys and girls in his bed, and he has absolutely no hang ups about sex.
The French photographic duo of Exterface are really on a roll! It seems like they come out with a hot, new photo series every week. Last week, it was a superhero solo with Boywonder. The week before that, it was the tripped out 3-D playboy in Psilocybine. Before then, it was animal lust barely contained within a beautiful Animale Rhapsody. This week, it’s Hello Sailor! Even though we’ve cut her out of the photo collage above, Hello Sailor! captures the iconic pin-up sailor and his male and female admirers as they engage in a sexual back and forth. Each one wants and is wanted, takes and is taken, captured in the confines of concupiscent and cartoonish carnality. That’s right, literary alliteration, our porn loving friends!
For a straight man, Ryan has gotten very comfortable with ass play. When Gemini couldn’t decide which toys to give him to play with, he decided to try them all! Watching this 33 year old hunky man spread his hairy thighs is very hot. But seeing him actually spread his pink hole and impale himself on a seemingly endless supply of toys is heart-stopping! After a thorough latex fucking, he shoots a thick white load on the mirror and licks it off!
When Buzz met Aaron, he said he was a total top and would never bottom. Buzz showed him pictures of Levi and he was in lust. Buzz told him Levi would only top, and without hesitation, he said “I’ll do it!”. Levi was down the next weekend, and was excited to take Aaron’s cherry! Aaron was still in the shower when Levi arrived, so they met for the first time on camera. Aaron was so intimidated by Levi because he had been lusting after him for a week. Aaron sits right down on Levi’s dick, and then decided he should take it slow. Little late, but once he got started he couldn’t get enough! Levi fucked his ass good, and then pulled out and shot a nice load on Aaron’s face. It turned Aaron on so much, that he shot a huge load right up over his shoulder.
These two guys are a special sexy treat at Men Over 30. The first guy with the piercing eyes belongs to Giovanni Sabato and he comes to us from Romania. He’s 27 years old. This is Giovanni’s “first time”. We don’t get to use that line often these days. Giovanni says he is excited to be doing films, since he loves sex and can’t seem to get enough cock. He loves to bottom, and his ultimate fantasy would involve a room full of tops for him to enjoy. He is happiest with a dick in his ass. Hearing that confession, Giovanni’s playmate for this afternoon lights up as he smiles ear to ear. This huge smile belongs to a homegrown California boy by the name of Johnny Donovan. Originally from Cali, this Seal Beach native is an extra thick slice of Americana. He’s a West coast beach stud, right down to the puka shell necklace. At 32, he’s tan and hairy, and has tussled “surfer dude” hair; which he admits he loves to do whenever he get the chance. Johnny is a sex-a-holic. So, with one horny All-American stud and one insatiable and willing Euro import, we have all the groundwork in place for some really hot foreign “relations”!
Man oh man! The work week’s done and it’s time to have fun! So let’s take the weekend off to kick back, unwind with a man friend or two (or five or eight), and groove. This installment of the Weekender has four ultra-funky tunes to keep you moving and grooving past your worries and into the new week!
Let’s Groove by Earth, Wind, and Fire: This video has everthing you could possibly want: vocal synthesizers, computerized space effects, glittery costumes, psychedelic tracers, a woman dancing on a rainbow, and a heck of a lot of funk! No sirs, they don’t make videos like this anymore… well, maybe in France, but nowhere else, we assure you. Also, did you know that this is one of Barack Obama’s favorite bands? Thank goodness America elected a hip president this time.
Make Me Smile (cover) by Erasure: Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel recorded the original version of this in 1975 and it was later covered by Duran Duran featured on the ultra-gay glam rock Velvet Goldmine soundtrack. Erasure’s version makes it sound like the bonus round music to some high-energy video game. And to make it double weird, someone made a video for it featuring five multi-colored Santas advertising a German website for free classified ads. Odd. Two fun and funky songs from different Michaels after the jump!
