Poor schoolboy Bobby just can’t find the right support for his big genitals no matter how hard the ladies in the shop work to find something suitable. All his auntie can afford are a pair of XX-Small underwear for the boy who tries valiantly to put them on, but his clumsy penis keeps popping out! Having enough of his nonsense Mrs. Allardyce tries to stuff his unruly dick into the underwear.
The excited women in the shop watch on laughing as Bobby grows increasingly aroused at all the fiddling the they do with his penis. With his cock hardening, it becomes even more difficult to fit the underwear on and soon Bobby can’t control himself from ejaculating right there in the middle of the shop with the women watching! See the new wickedly perverse story “The Faulty Jock Strap” at cfnm.net!
I’m Just A Girl Who Can’t Say No
By Steve Prince
I stood feet from him watching his body sway in the foggy dark, watching the sweat build in the middle of his chest, forming a pool and then a small droplet of moisture separated itself and snaking down the man’s rippled abdomen, like a river running through a canyon.
At that moment I realized, it’d been a while since I’d gotten laid. I had been so fixated on Kelly lately, that I felt very sexually unrepressed. Also, this night snowballed into something completely different from what I had expected. I actually had no plans for the night. In fact, how did I get here? Oh yeah, Cody.
It had been a busy day. I was running errands out in West Hollywood. Yes, I say errands. People tease me about this all the time. My friend Carrie says “Errands are things sixty year-old grandmothers do.” Then I remind her that I also knit and she shuts the fuck up. Also, it’s just easier to say errands. Why explain that I need to go to the bank, run to Target, go by a locksmith, and get a new cockring and lube at the porn store? Why bore people with the details?
So I’m running errands and I realize that I’m hungry.
“Cody, sugar,” I say as he answers the phone, “what are you doing?”
“I’m working out,” he says panting over the phone.
“Sugar,” I ask, “do I need to let you go?”
“No,” he says gasping, “I’m fine.”
I hate people who talk on the phone while they work out. Okay, actually I don’t hate them. Let’s be honest, I’m jealous of them. When I’m working out. I’m just working out. Well, that’s not true sometimes I’m throwing up, but mainly I can barely keep myself on the goddamn treadmill. I don’t count myself as a religious person, but when I’m running on a treadmill, sweating my ass off… I believe in something. Why? Because I’m so motherfuckin’ clumsy that I’ve fallen off a treadmill just by standing on it. There sheer fact that I can run on it without killing myself means something is protecting my klutzy ass.
“Well,” I say snapping back to the conversation as a car pulls in front of me, “you want to grab a bite soon?”
“Can’t,” Cody grunted. “I’m dancing tonight at FUBAR, but I’ll come hang.”
Cody was true to his word. As I ate a burger, he didn’t eat—he drank. And then, he bought me a drink. Okay, maybe four.
“Cody,” I said finishing the fourth beer, “you’re the devil! I can’t drive home now.” I didn’t feel drunk by any means, but I’m super-cautious about drinking and driving.
He laughed and finished his beer in one gulp. “Well, then come to me to FUBAR.”
I paused and Cody grabbed my arm excitedly, “It’ll be fun Stevie Prince. AND it’s BIG FAT DICK Night!”
Recently, Joey did some recruiting work and voila; here’s Dakota Philips. The location as well as Dakota’s “inspiration” for jerking off was also provided by Joey. With his beefy, hairy body, and uncut dick, we think Dakota is a great fit for TheGuySite. There’s also a bonus j/o of Joey.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Toby around QCHQ, but what a cute good boy he is! He scampered our way the moment he got back (the pooch’s been traveling!) and announced that he wants to be the Obamas’ first dog—just check out his campaign poster! Of course, he’s out of the running because he’s not hypoallergenic. But Barack welcomes all sorts of Americans to help change the nation, so Toby figured that Barack might also welcome a fluffy Pomeranian to help make some changes in the White House! Oh well, maybe in 2016… keep running, boy—you have our vote!
Create your own Obama-ized picture.
Edu Boxer recently took some time away from his home in Spain to head over to Butch Dixon. He’s such a handsome stud with a gorgeous beard. Those sexy eyes of his draw you right in. And his cock his beautiful—t’s fat and sheathed in a juice helping of foreskin. But take your mind off Edu’s uncut cock for a minute, and look at this muscle bear’s solid, hairy body. He’s got a wonderfully thick and well-defined body, and he’s covered from head to toe in fur. Even his ass is furry!
Finally we can see Francesco D’Macho and Damien Crosse in the same scene. This time, this two porn stars and real life lovers are totally outside of the box. And with that, we mean pissing and rapping. Perfect for QCX!
Dorian Grey and Patrick Rouge, together at last!
Recently Patrick caught Dorian teasing his dick on the sofa to some cell-phone porn. Not wanting to miss out on any action, Patrick makes his move and begins to massage his beefy friend.
One thing leads to another and all of a sudden Patrick has Dorian’s fat cock in his mouth. To add to that, Dorian bends his friend over and slides his rock hard dick into his ass, dealing Patrick a good pounding. So good in fact, that Patrick cums while he’s taking it. Dorian finishes up by pulling out and unloading his gooey spunk all over Patrick’s stomach.
Since his last visit, Officer M has been working 14 hours a day, nonstop. As a crime fighter he has to make clear to the bad guys that crime doesn’t pay. Officer M called NYSM and explained that he needed a extended bj session and asked if they could get the guy that rimmed him so well last year, to service him this time around.
He was speaking about Christian. NYSM (and Christian) were only too happy to please this hot, straight cop. Officer M came by on his first day off, he was fully recharged but his balls were loaded with sperm that he needed to release.
1. rhym. slang: Traditional ‘Cockney’ rhyming slang for the word queer. 2. noun: Urine from a red-headed man.
Thanks to Boris from London for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!
I guess it’s time for a slightly kinky number and our adventurous old friend Kai was well up for it! So what did the guys at Blake Mason come up with? Well, we decided to keep him blind-folded and introduced newbie Kurt—hand on heart Kai had no idea who joined him on the bed! But somehow we think this must have been one of Kai’s fantasies… to be gently tied up, blindfolded and fucked by some anonymous big-dicked stranger, because he sure seemed to love it. And we think the same kind of fantasy (but from a different point of view!) must have been true for Kurt. He seemed to relish the idea of being in control and being able to have his wicked way with Kai! Gently teasing his new play-thing, it wasn’t long before he released Kai’s raging boner from the confines of his jeans and sucked away on his sturdy uncut cock... and Kai sure was loving the attention his beautiful manhood was receiving!
Red alert! Red alert! Valentine’s Day is coming… and whether you’ll be on the prowl or rolling around with your wildcat, AussieBum has got you covered. For one, their strip-on-the-street video shows just how hot their special Valentine’s Day boxers can be. But also, they’re providing free shipping which’ll make the day twice as lovely. Whether for you or your special guy, underwear’s a hell of a lot sexier than a box of plastic-tasting chocolates. Check out AussieBum.com for more details!
