If you’re like that purple-haired teenager we picked up last summer, you probably have a problem with premature ejaculation… OUCH! Is that callous of us? We have a soft spot (tee-hee) for guys suffering from erectile dysfunction and butt-hurt, but is premature ejaculation a sexual disorder or just a by-product of an overheated libido? According to Dr. Nancy Snyderman, chief medical editor for NBC news, at least 40% of men have problems with premature ejaculation. Luckily, medical researchers in Belfast, Norther Ireland have come up with a numbing spray that’ll make your pickles less fickle.
In a controlled medical test, 90 percent of the 300 men who participated reported that the spray helped them to last about six times longer during intercourse.
“These are men who, when they start making love, ejaculate within seconds,” Snyderman said. “And so they found this spray that has a numbing component in it allowed men to have lovemaking up to four minutes.” (EDITOR: Four minutes in paradise, baby!)
Snyderman noted that other products are on the market that claim to have the same effect. But the spray concocted in Ireland is the first to be proven effective in a controlled medical experiment.
The researchers reported that men in the study group who were given a placebo spray reported that they were able to last 1.7 times longer before climaxing, lending credence to the theory that there is also a psychological component to premature ejaculation.
The spray has the decidedly unsexy name of PSD502. It has been approved for use in Great Britain, and Snyderman said the next step in the United States is for it to be approved by the FDA for use here.
We don’t mean to poke fun at a serious problem. It’s probably just because we’re frigid and it takes us prolonged vigorous buttplay, raunchy porn, beta-blockers, and hours of face-sitting to get us to cum. Ether that or we’re still holding a grudge against that purple-haired teenager who came 15-minutes into our $19 motel room—that’ll teach us to go chasing after a Looney Tunes tattoo.
It’s the start of the footy season again in Australia and one of their new drafts this year is Kage Detroit. After having a year off to travel Kage is back in Australia this year and ready to give it his all. Bentley has been mates with Kage for a while and they talked about doing something for the site a long time ago. And finally here he is! Like most first timers Kage was pretty nervous. Bentley was mostly nervous about him kicking the football right off the top of the roof! But the nerves disappeared along with his clothes.
Justin by day works hard in a 9 to 5 white collar job, trying to save for the medical degree he’s dreamed of for so many years. But by night (like most guys in their early twentys) is a super sexy and very horny fella who’s tearing up the dance floors in and around Liverpool! And when asked why he applied to model, he simply replied ‘spur of the moment‘.
Once the tub was filled and there were bubbles aplenty Justin steps in to enjoy a nice soapy wank. He lays back and his tight balls and soft cock sit just above the surface with light waves lapping up against his hairy thighs and washboard stomach. It’s not long before the soapy suds have worked their magic and Justin is proudly sporting a fine 7” uncut cock! Quietly. he moans to himself as he feels each firm wet stroke bringing with it more of those tingly nerves that course from head to toe.
Pierce and his fiance have been planning their wedding day for months. They’ve got the suits, they’ve got the dress, hired an expensive car, paid a registrar. But there’s one problem – the cash they’ve splashed out isn’t their own… it’s Straight Hell’s.
The sneaky groom and his best man Ed were supposed to spend their generous loan on a business venture, but instead Pierce is having his fancy wedding with the money. The ceremony is in full swing, the rings are waiting, and they’re just about to tie the knot when Stan and Adrian bring the proceedings screeching to a halt.
Their guilty expressions show that they didn’t bank on Adrian turning up to confront them about the misspent cash. The wedding is over, and Pierce and Ed quickly find out that ‘coming to some arrangement’ about their debt means Straight Hell are going to be doing what the fuck they want. Too frightened to fight them, the boys look on helplessly as Stan slaps a gag on Pierce’s bride and marches her to the back of the room.
The Advocate just released an article called “Porn Panic” which asks whether the gay porn industry will be dealt a “knock-out blow” by The New Depression much like the auto and financial industries have been. It’s an excellent article that deserves a full read, but we’ve summarized some of the interesting highlights and have posted some polls to get your feedback. PORN IS PRIDE?: Porn DVD sales are down between 25% to 45%, model fees have been cut 20%, February was a bad month for new memberships, and declined credit cards on recurring billings have increased from one or two per week to seven to 10 per day, according to some websites. Apart from offering whack-off material, bigger porn studios also contribute large amounts to HIV and gay rights organizations. So if big studios go down, so will their contributions (with no other givers to fill the vacuum).
CYBER SEX GETS AN UPGRADE: To compete in the overcrowded online porn market, some porn sites/studios are consolidating to create large gay adult entertainment conglomerates. For instance, Raging Stallion Studios/Pistol Media combined with AEBN/NakedSword in February. This allows for competitors to combine their accounting, warehouse, distribution, web, studio, and factory resources instead of redundantly competing. Meanwhile, others studios are changing their web formats to accommodate mobile devices and vary their offerings. For example, some porn sites now also feature downloadable videos, DVD and sex-toy stores, fan social networks, porn star blogs, picture galleries, and on-demand video.
We recently had new flooring installed in the QC offices and the floor tech looked almost like Jason. He was straight but that didnt stop us from undressing him in our head. Now we can get our wish. We think our floor tech liked the attention, and if he looked anything like Jason under those clothes we let a golden opportunity pass us by…
