The Age of Disbelief
By Steve Prince
I have a confession to make. This might shock some of you.
I do not watch American Idol. I’ve never even seen an episode.
I know this surprises me too. I mean this is coming from a kid who LOVED to watch Star Search with Ed McMahon (although the revamp of that show was NOT good). I think though, why I loved Star Search was because of their spokesmodel competition.
Oh my GOD—it was in credible. They’d always have a male model and a female model. It was actually pretty ridiculous that they even had that competition. I mean, all the “spokesmodel” did was walk onstage, introduce their photo shoot montage, Ed would show the montage, and that was it.
I have to admit, though. I never missed the photo montage. Why? Well, because they always had the guy take his shirt off. I can remember holding the pillow in front of my crotch because I had an erection. There was this one model, whose montage was to the music of that song Connected. Just listening to that song today, gets me a little worked up. Whew! Who knew Ed McMahon brought out the gay in me?
So needless to say, I really can take or leave American Idol. I’m not one of those people who hates the show. I’m truly indifferent about it. Well, at least I was until a week ago.
In the new update at CFNM.net, the boys of the esteemed ‘Fullingdon Club’ have fallen into the clutches of women from the wrong side of the tracks. Fearing retribution from gang members the privileged toffs have to do whatever the lower class women want. First their posh clothes are confiscated—then the real fun begins having their cocks toyed with before they are given a thorough anal inspection and fucking. See handsome young men defiled by voracious clothed women at CFNM.net!
It actually took Mr. Cody a while to get Pete hooked up with another guy. But once he was sitting next Kurt, Sean’s persistence had paid off!
“He’s got a pretty big toy,” the camera guy said to Pete, referring to Kurt’s big schlong.
Pete was rubbing Kurt’s leg and smiling so big you could see all of his perfect, white teeth.
“I can handle it,” Pete said. “I’m pretty confident.”
noun: 1) Love between two straight men.
2) A competitive relationship between two butch men.
ex: “Jean and Barry have a total testosteromance! They’re always trying to one-up each other. I wish they’d just fuck and get it over with.”
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A Team Orange member recently discovered this gem at EnglishRussia.com. Popular on Russian blogs, it’s supposedly an entry-level test administered by the Russian army. Here’s what the translation says:
Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, then he likely might having…:
Rich recently broke up with his girlfriend and was feeling really horny. He called NYSM asking if Ben was around because he really likes the way his smooth face feels against his ass and cock.When NYSM told Ben that his presence was requested at a cocksucking session by Rich, Ben was more that eager to appear!
Kyle is a 24 year old Finance Student in Charlotte North Carolina. He plans on using his beautiful blue eyes and southern charm to convince all of us that he should manager our money some day. We wonder if he will consider doing it in the nude.
Southern Strokes first talked to Kyle almost a year ago. He had sent in some pictures to the website and even picked up the telephone when they gave him a call. They could tell that he liked to show off because when they asked if he had any more photos, he said “why don’t we get on the web cam and I will show you anything you want.”
It’s been a little while since our last Porn Gossip Round-Up, but we’re back with a big, hot, creamy wad to unload in your face. So sit back, get ready, and open wide—because our spunk so full and rich with sweet porn bits, that we might accidentally shoot some into your eyes and nostrils (which might sting a bit).
There may be trouble over at COLT Studios because of a lawsuit filed by COLT founder Jim French against COLT’s current owners for “failure to pay the bulk of a $2.2 million promissory note related to the 2003 sale of the company.”
Jim French Studios Inc. filed the lawsuit in San Francisco Superior Court on April 13 against Prowest Media Corp. for breach of contract, naming as defendants current Prowest Media President John Rutherford, Chief Financial Officer Thomas R. Settle, among others… The suit alleges a failure to repay $1.24 million outstanding on a $2.2 million promissory note issued on May 1, 2003, upon the sale of the company by Jim French Studios to Prowest.
Prowest Media president, John Rutherford responded to the lawsuit with this: “As the old saying goes, ‘There are two sides to every story.’ We regret that Mr. French has chosen to pursue his differences legally where only lawyers will prosper. Please know that after nearly 20 years in this business learning from the best, we have every intention of working our differences out.”
When RuPaul made a montage video of fierce drag queens throughout history for her Drag Race, she overlooked one notable porn queen—Chi Chi LaRue! Apparently RuPaul called LaRue to apologize for the oversight and even promised to include LaRue in her music video, Don’t Be Jealous of My Boogie which you can see for yourself above. What a nice make-up gift and one especially kind since Chi Chi recently recovered from gall bladder complications in the hospital.
Nick Capra made a splash in the porn blogosphere with the recent admission on his blog that he fucked one of People Magazines’ Sexiest Men Alive, an A-list actor, who also knows hymnals it seems. You’ll want to read the entire thing at the link above, but here are some of the better bits from his hilariously weird story:
All of a sudden, I hear this loud clicking. High heels resounding on the wood floors. All of a sudden this beautiful Hungarian blond is standing before me. She smiles down on me like some Exterminating Angel from the Goddess Kiva about to seduce and destroy me right there…
one of my clients wants to show me how far he has come. He is going to suck your cock and then you are going to fuck him while I watch…He is by nature-straight…” Yeah..I’ve heard that one before.
He had a muscular build and looked quite young… when I picture the clients that go to these kind of places, I envision someone that looks more like Woody Allen, or something. So, that was kind of nice.
Mistress Barbarella introduces me to him as ‘Master Nick’. I like that! The dude peers up at me from the mat. Fuck me! It’s him… Fucking him!! I more than recognize the dude. I had seen him in countless big screen movies over the last few years. (He was also in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Issue 2003. Not the cover model, though)…
The second my dick enters him, he arches his back and he starts singing at the top of his lungs, “Onward Christian Soldier”.
As we said, the entire account’s worth reading because it’s off-the-wall hilarious! But The Sword took the trouble of slimming down the possible candidates to Hugh Jackman, Colin Farrell, Jude Law, Ashton Kutcher, and their number one suspect, Seann William Scott. Where that’d make sense because Seann spells his name with two N’s (gay!) and has shown his ass on film and agreed to a gay threesome in American Pie 2, some others are saying Jude Law’s the guy, because his religious upbringing would give him firsthand knowledge of which Christian hymnal to sing while being sodomized.
Hot new straight stud Max Hammer starts out his solo by giving himself a rub down, worshiping his tight, toned, muscular body. He drops his pants to rub his beautiful dick of his as he enjoys his own view in the mirror. You can really tell Max is into watching himself as he slaps that bulge around like it owes him money! And just when you think it doesn’t get better, Max whips out his massive fuck tool before greasing it up to pump out a huge load all over his own reflection.