TitanMen Makes Us Precum Our Pants By Signing Dario Beck

TitanMen Makes Us Precum Our Pants By Signing Dario Beck
Titan’s boner-popping stable has been responsible for ruining tons of our underwear with hideous cum stains. If you don’t believe us, go put on a clean pair, and then precum all over them by clicking on Dean Flynn, Marco Blaze, JR Matthews, David Anthony, Will Parker, Christopher Saint, and Francois Sagat—seeing them in action is like visual viagra.
Well throw another log onto their raging bone-fire of mansex, because they just signed 25-year-old Italian Dario Beck as a multi-year exclusive. He’ll make his debut in the upcoming film, “Distraction” and then appear in “Heatstroke” both directed by Brian Mills. Mr. Mills said, “I grew up in the Midwest where almost everyone was fair-skinned and blond with light-colored eyes. I always dreamt of dark-haired, dark-eyed men with chiseled bodies and tan skin. Dario epitomizes everything I ever fantasized about men.”
You’re not the only one who’s fantasized about a stud like Dario, Mr. Mills. And now that we’ve seen him, we’ll be fantasizing about him too and spending quote a bit of money on laundry detergent. Cum stains don’t come out easy, you big-dicked bastids.

11 Jan 10 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

Ruggerbugger: Sporting Intiations

Ruggerbugger explores Sporting Initiations
Ruggerbugger has proof that when fresh young athletes join a team, they don’t simply start training: They are roughly and brutally initiated! Take for example the tradition at Sheffield Hallam University rugby club. The guys are lined up, stripped down and forced to perform a series of naked exercised out in the open while their older brethren get drunk and shout at them. Or the horny antics of Dorset University’s rugby team whose tender young initiates are stripped and put through their paces clearly on view for everyone else on the campus. See much more real footage and pictures of sexy young sportsmen’s rude introduction to their teams at Ruggerbugger!

10 Jan 10 By redmonkey 1 Comment

There Really Is A Direct Route From Reality TV Onto StraightCollegeMen.com!

A Direct Route From Reality TV Onto StraightCollegeMen.com!
Oh Straight College Men…will your wonders this month never cease? First, you regale us with a father-son jerk-off scene. Then, you get the cutest contestant from VH1’s Tool Academy 2 to spank it for you. And now you’ve snagged your upcoming masturbator from Tool Academy 2 as well, in open defiance of a cease and desist letter from the show’s producers.
A QCommenter alerted us that Straight College Men’s next hunk would be none other than John Lamb (aka. “Giant Tool”) from Tool Academy 2. According to his MySpace page, he’s a 6’5″ white catholic capricorn. And according to his MySpace pictures, whatever he learned in Tool Academy, he’s promptly forgotten. Let’s take a quick look at why he got sent there in the first place:

John L., 29, may look like a big teddy bear, but when this exotic dancer rips his clothes off it’s no surprise to learn he has serious anger management issues. His 24-year-old girlfriend, Sarah, a secretary, wishes he would just calm down. This muscular giant also needs to learn to treat women better. His overbearing, alpha male persona has put his relationship in serious danger. John L. may be a serial disrespecter of women, but with the help of the Tool Academy, hopefully he will start acting like a big man instead of giant tool.

John got eliminated in episode 5 for “his lack of maturity and his loss of temper, resulting in the damage of school property. He had promised to calm down and not lose his temper as much, but proved he was not able to do so.” Oh John…you can act like a giant tool with anger management issues around us, especially if you have a giant tool—and an uncircumcised one at that—hot damn!
And while we’re looking forward to seeing the large oaf stroke it at SCM, we were also intrigued by the cease and desist letter that the producers of Tool Academy sent them:

“This office represents 495 Productions, Inc. (“495″), the producer of the television programs currently entitled “Tool Academy” (initially aired on the VH1 Network) and “A Shot At Love” (initially aired on the MTV Network) (collectively, the “Programs”)…

It has come to our attention that some of the performers in the Programs are participating on and in connection with the websites (www.realitvrevealed.com and
www.straightcollegemen.com)… in particular, Stewart Ellefson, Daniel Jovicevic, John Lamb, Tyler Synon, and Josh Dunn…

…we further request that you also cease and desist from allowing them to further participate in the Websites and that their images, names, statements, and other materials are immediately removed from the Websites.”

A Direct Route From Reality TV Onto StraightCollegeMen.com!
That means that Tyler “Tatt Tool” Synon and the delectable Josh Dunn are the next reality show fodder for SCM’s sperm mill. Synon’s a d-bag who got arrested for taking a swing at a hotel employee, but Dunn is electric sex. His only downside is having competed in MTV’s bisexual reality dating show, Double Shot of Love, for the attention of the Ikki twins, Rikki and Vikki—icky is right…blecch!
Anyway, Straight College Men has obviously not complied with 495 Productions’ little cease-and-desist letter because Big John’s about to jerk his large uncut tool on their site. But in the meanwhile, 495 Productions, Inc. should probably be thanking SCM instead of sending them legal threats. Had SCM not featured men from Tool Academy and Double Shot of Love, we never would have heard of those shows at all.

10 Jan 10 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

Haze Him: New Site Attack

Haze Him: New Site Attack
The tagline for Haze Him reads, “Real tapes of college debauchery and fraternity hazing!” After viewing a few of their videos, we’d say the site definitely delivers some hot college fun!
Take, for example, some footage that was submitted from an Ohio fraternity. The submitter who sent in the footage included a note: “To whoever wants this footage, We had a little initiation for our fraternity but it was all set up for a good joke. We had these dudes doing a lot of strange things, I mean strange like jerking each other off, sucking each other off, just some really gay stuff. I already graduated from there & I just felt like putting this footage out I did some research & decided to send it to you guys, & I’m kind of hoping you guys can do something with it. Hope to hear back form you. Thanks”

10 Jan 10 By aaron 8 Comments

Will You Make It To The 29th Stroke?

Can You Make It To The 29th Stroke?
Most guys we know partake in the ritual pre-bed wank we like to call “the Stroke of Midnight.” You’ve probably been masturbating since high school, so maybe jerking off has lost some of its mystery. Remember the sensations, curiosity, and wonder that used to accompany bopping your balogney? Now you can relive that with Gun Oil’s Stroke 29 masturbation cream.
Tops and bottoms alike already appreciate Gun Oil for its long-lasting lubrication, but Stroke 29 takes whacking to a whole new level. Just apply a creamy dab to your cock and count the strokes. By the 29th stroke, you’ll notice a difference in the heat, glide, and sensation. Not since high school has jerking off felt so intense!
Jerking off is already good for your prostate, but the skin-beneficial almond and coconut oils, aloe vera and vitamin E will make jerking off with Stroke 29 also good for your hands. Plus, the thick cream is fragrance and irritant-free and since it’s from Gun Oil, there’s no need to reapply—just a dab will do ya.
So what are you waiting for? Make jerking off a whole new experience again. It’s just one of a bazillion great sexual aids you can find on Stockroom.com.

10 Jan 10 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

ActiveDuty: Thomas, Kaden, Randy and Damien

active duty thomas kaden damien randy
Now hang on to your hand grenades ‘cause this is one hot fourway. Things kick off from the very beginning with all four heroes naked as jay birds. There’s no small talk, just hot sex from the start with Randy and Kaden paired off on one side of the bed and Thomas and Damien on the other. All four guys are getting right down to business as they suck each other’s cocks and enjoy a little servicing from one another. Everyone gets a good taste of the other in this group fuck and suck session and you’ll have a hard time keeping up with all the action.

10 Jan 10 By Dave 4 Comments

Steve Cruz Sells Airport Security On Late Night With Conan O’Brien… Kinda


QC Porn favorite, Steve Cruz, made an appearance on Late Night With Conan O’Brien tonight…or at least his picture did. Conan used it to hawk a fake pre-airport security service called “Security Fluffer” that will help you undergo a full-body scan with security, pride, and a huge bulge.
But according to Cruz, Conan’s got the wrong idea about the fringe benefits of gay porn. Conan may have also outed the star to his mother’s friends:

LOL! Excuse me? Despite what most people assume about my ‘cushy’ job the one thing we don’t get is a fluffer. Wouldn’t it be nice?!
Makes for an interesting skit on Conan. I don’t know about you but the Tonight Show makes the idea of an airport blow job at the security check point seem pretty hot.

Air travel post Underwear Bomber— we now get padded down. Or at least Bruno and I did on the way home from LAX last week… I swear I felt a grope. I wasn’t sure of he was looking for explosives or taking my inseam.

Anyway… my mother is going to be wrecked when I tell her I made the Tonight Show. She’s been telling all her friends I’m an ‘underwear’ model. —Whoops!

It’s no wonder an airport cop tried to cop a feel. Cruz is lucky the cop didn’t mistake his cock for a deadly weapon—we’ve seen Cruz assault more than a few men with it. Of course, if they’d taken Cruz in for an anal cavity search, they’d have had to give him a reach-around just to stop his moaning.

09 Jan 10 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments