Services begin in the Sanctuary when Craig Reynolds finds Tyler Saint standing guard at the altar, stroking his long, fat cock. Reynolds senses his Master needs assistance and worships Saint’s huge cock before taking his place, on all fours, on the dungeon table. Saint relentlessly fucks Reynolds’ hole until both men can’t take it any longer. Straddling each other on a Sanctuary bench the muscle-men jack off until they shower each other with loads of cum.
Tommy is having some plumbing issues so he calls Berke over to help take a look at his pipes. Of course, when he got the call, he’d hoped that Tommy was speaking in code. As it turns out, he winds up going to work under the kitchen sink, but once the job is done, he’s looking for another one. Since he fixed the drain, he now wants to get drained, and Tommy’s ass will fit this plumber’s bill.
noun: Your appearance immediately after having your face sat on (looking very disheveled and kinda skeezy).
ex: Geez girl, what the hell happened to you? Your face is all dirty and you smell all musky. Did you just have a sit on my facial?
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Beloved QC tipster Kelly recently watched the James Bond movie You Only Live Twice and took this yummy still of Sean Connery as the international man of action relaxed in a warm bath. But Mr. Bond only seems relaxed because if you look closer you can see that he’s actually packing double-o-seven inches and is ready for action. Any dastardly spy who wants to get a piece of Bond better watch his ass because Bond’s cocked, loaded, and shoots to thrill.
Did Connery jerk himself off so he’d be a big man on camera or did the director make Connery spank it for the ladies? Either way, we’re loving Bond’s big golden gun. So much that if we were Pussy Galore or Octopussy, we’d crawl into that bath and start playing with his Thunderballs until he came all over Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix. And for the rest of our lives we’d remember The Spy That Loved Me.
OK, OK… enough with the dumb movie title puns. Connery’s known for being a bit of a blowhard now, but it’s awesome that he’s so well hung. In fact he’s still a sexy wolf and we’d love James Bondage to tie us up like a hostage. So to celebrate we’ve added Pansy Dvision’s James Bondage. If you haven’t heard it or have fantasies of finding your own double agent sending you some cock From Russia with Love, then give the tune a spin while jerking-off to the shots above.
It’s easy to trap men like Davey. Anyone with that many tattoos loves both danger and attention. It comes as no surprise that he is in the military has a body covered in ink and keen to have more, and wanks with a cigarette in his lips.
All you have to do is lavish boys like this with praise and he’s putty in your hands. Mind you HE may be gets out of it more than I do(!). Just look at the way he spurts big gobs of straight spunk out into the camera lens. It’s a good job I’m recording the whole lot to share with you. This boy craves exposure even though he might not admit to liking it if he was told the truth about where he was being displayed. I bet he’d be around my house brandishing his weapon.
Saturday Night Live character Macgruber is a bit like MacGyver, the resourceful TV investigator who can turn a gum wrapper into a shiv or a lockpick, except that Macgruber tends to be petty, cowardly, and blows himself up a lot. To promote his new film SNL has “leaked” several naked pictures of Macgruber showing his tiny tool and we actually find them kinda hot.
We love men and cocks of all sizes and would gladly feast on his hairy body and yummy nutsack. And while it’s obvious that SNL wants us to laugh at his tiny Photoshopped tool, we’ll be laughing all the way until it blows a load over our amused faces. Plus, if these pics are wandering over the web, the original pics of Macgruber actor Will Forte have to be somewhere, right?
Now that’s a tool that could pick our manlock.
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When businessman Ethan Wolfe calls over office-mate Dakota Rivers for a consult, the two suited studs can’t resist each other. The goateed Ethan soon has his face planted on Dakota’s rock-hard cock—a display that catches the attention of copy repairman Leo Alarcon, a dark-haired hunk watching from afar. As Dakota face fucks his co-worker, Leo whips out his own cock and starts stroking, tugging on his balls to show off his pulsating dick—which shines from his own spit. Soon beckoned over, the horny handyman takes turns feasting on the hotties. Opening wide, he tries to engulf all of Ethan’s monster cock—looking up at Dakota as he does it, getting even more turned on knowing he’s being watched. Leo makes frequent eye contact with his seducers, clearly under their spell—which increases the already-scorching energy level. Leo then feeds his cock to both of them, dumping his load on the glass wall after they cum. Ethan then gets stuffed from both ends, Leo’s face emitting a look of pure please as he gets sucked. The versatile bottom then rams Leo, whose dick stays remarkably stiff. Dakota takes control, continuing to hit the clearly excited bottom’s pleasure spot before Ethan fucks him again. The hairy-chested bottom is soon coated in cum as more kissing completes the hottest cubicle encounter ever.
So Turk is back in town and Joey tries to go to the beach to hang out but decides to make a quick stop and get some food. They both see this guy coming out of the restaurant and decided to go “ask” for directions. Horny Turk has some great luck, this new friend they end up meeting is 18 and name is Fernando. He also seems to like the cock!
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