Ricky Gervais Has Cartoon Proof That Homosexuality Is Natural-ish


Remember when actress Isabella Rossellini taught us how dolphins blow each other? Comedian Ricky Gervais has done a little research on gay animal sex as well and he’s discovered skull-fucking dolphins, lesbian hedgehogs, and some monkeys stuck forever in the 69 position. What must run through these creature’s minds before such queer encounters? Probably as little as runs through ours—”Sex? Oh… yes.” Seeing is believing, but do pictures in a biology textbook really count as proof? Ricky is skeptical.

01 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Island Studs: Loren

Loren at Island Studs
Sporting a masculine well-developed furry chest, standing 6’1″ tall & weighting 185, 24 year old Loren would make the perfect boyfriend: well-educated, considerate, intelligent, and very kind! This Princeton graduate was famous in college for the size of his extra-long dick. He was often seen nude outdoors streaking with his frat brothers—running naked around campus in the snow or during finals week!

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01 Feb 11 By redmonkey 7 Comments

Falcon Studios: John Magnum and Dylan Roberts

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John Magnum takes prospective buyer Dylan Roberts through the house, showcasing its many features including the large kitchen with its top-notch appliances and marble countertops. Dylan likes the house but is showing more interest in the big-muscled realtor. All it takes is a mischievous grin to signal their unspoken desires and two men get busy cooking up some sexual mischief. They kiss and get naked and John soon has Dylan down on the counter so he can feast on his dick.

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01 Feb 11 By Dave 5 Comments

Ask QC: Where Have All The Good Kissers Gone?

Ask QC: Should I Try To Blow My Amazing Best Friend?

Recently I’ve developed the balls to try hooking up online. I’ve gotten some good responses and some hot hookups, but the thing that always goes awry in this fact—none of the guys are good kissers! It ends up feeling like I’m being kissed by a dog. Could it be that these guys just aren’t interested in a good make-out session because it’s a NSA thing? Is it me or has the art of a good kiss been lost?

Trust us, the art of good kissing has not been lost. We’re pretty good kissers, if we do say so ourselves. But what about your guys? Where are the good kissers? Are good kissers born that way or trained? And how can this young kisser find men who will give him the sort of lip service he wants? Please share your advice and experience in the QComments.
Need advice? Just send your question into Ask QC and we’ll get you some answers!

01 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments