We may not know much about this stud, but we do know that his dick is more than a mouthful. How’d you guys do? Surely you’re getting good at this by now.
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Now that nipples and bellybuttons have returned to QC, we can get back to business as usual. What’s for lunch today, QueerClickers? We’ll give you a hint. One hot stud and one mouthwatering hot dog, ripe for the taking. All you guys have to do is guess, and we’ll buy you lunch. Can you do it?
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Remember last week? We promised to make up for our meager picture quantity? Well, we’ve delivered. Did you guys guess this college stud’s dick? More importantly, can you handle all of it?
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This week’s Guess His Dick contender is a 22 year old straight guy from Williamsburg, Virginia. He looks pretty adorable in his bow-tie, and (SPOILER ALERT), he loves his asshole. Like, more than straight guys usually do. Whaddaya think he’s sporting?
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Admittedly, this post could just as easily have been Guess His Ass as Guess His Dick. If you want to make some last minute guesses about his ass, we won’t be mad. And, yeah, we skimped on this dick pics a little this time. We’ll make it up to you next week, we promise.
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Let’s try something a little different, shall we? This guy falls a little outside our usual type, but we’re pretty smitten, so it’ll be exciting to see what you guys make of him. After all, whenever we see tattoos, our panties hit the floor. What’s this guy packing?
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Queerlick is all about variety, so we thought twice before going with another wrestler for our weekly SPORNO so soon after Ben Provisor. But, 28-year-old Michigan wrestler Jake Herbert is just too fucking HOT to pass by.
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Mr. Number 17 has some serious VPL going on down there.
This stud just has the kind of face that makes you swear you know him from somewhere. He’s gorgeous, but also vaguely unassuming. So we bet he’s a freak behind closed doors. Whaddaya think?
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Behold, QueerClickers, one of the most massive guys we’ve ever seen. Lady Gaga’s personal bodyguard, Peter van der Veen is a Holland native and basically a gigantic ball of muscles. Seriously, look at him. We’d love to catch a glimpse of what this guy eats in a day. And it looks like everything is in proportion, if you know what we mean.
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Do you know what time it is, QueerClickers? It’s time for another installment of Guess His Dick! By now you must be getting good, right? This week’s stud is either a wrestler or a wrestling enthusiast. Seriously though, does anyone know enough about Tarheels wrestling to tell us whether or not he’s really on the roster? He looks a little light for wrestling, but what the hell do I know?
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By now, you’ve had time to mull it over and examine the evidence. Is this guy more a smurf dick or an elephant dick?
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Well guys, we’re at our tenth installment of Guess His Dick (not including the non-numbered ones, of course). By now, there’s not much to say; you guys know the drill. We’ve given you a stud, use your x-ray vision and dick detective skills to tell us what his cock is like. Weird vein? Healthy curve? Twelve-inch monster? Whatcha think?
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In response to Seth MacFarlane’s controversial “We Saw Your Boobs,” the YouTubez have composed this straightforward-but-awesome parody, “We Saw Your Junk” about the famous faces whose balls we’ve all been jerking off to since we were eight. Because you guys have proven so good at guessing dicks, we thought we’d make a game out of it. How well do you know your celebrity cocks? Surely there are men-in-the-buff movie buffs among you.
Here’s the deal. After the jump, we’ve included eight birthday-suited celebrities. Seven of them come from the above video (that’s the easy part). The bonus round is where things get tricky. One of the eight is a random nudie pic from the wide world of naked cinema. Can you guess it? We’re looking for celebrity and movie. If you guys manage to guess them all correctly, we’ll release a plethora of pictures. Get to it, QueerClickers!
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This Marine is as tricky as he is sexy. In all of his pictures, he’s employed the double illusion of shaving and holding his cock at the base. This guy is no rookie; he’s made this case particularly tricky. See what you think.
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Like a horny phoenix rising from the ashes, we’re bringing our Bulge Sightings back from the dead. Every day, millions of bulges are going unrecorded, and we’re here to right this wrong. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Today’s sighting comes from Turkish soccer stud Orhan Alemdar, and from the looks of things, Orhan should be more than a little proud of his downstairs goalie. (Can anyone think of a better soccer-related euphemism?) Makes your mouth water, doesn’t it?
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