Caption This!

Give us your best QCaptions and we’ll post the best ones in two days!
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Last Week’s Caption This! Winners

When we posted this image of soldiers giving each other some “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” action, you told us a thing or two… and most of them left us in stitches!

You know, I think those Spartan warriors were on to something… (Logan)

A sneak peak of the new episode of “BEND of Brothers”! (Marco)

They told him to get his Shit packed before heading out on the mission! (james)

Friendly fire was never THIS friendly! (SteveDenver)

For your bad behavior, squid, we’re going to give you an article 15″ and you’ll take it!! (mawbinatl)

For the the land of the free…. And home of the GAYS!!!! (Kai)

Saving Private Ryan … for later. (richard)

So hilarious! Thanks to all our side-splitting QCommenters! Our next contest will begin soon and believe us, you won’t believe the next pic!

Caption This!

Give us your best QCaptions and we’ll post the best ones in two days!
Have a ‘Caption This’ pic you want published? Submit your pic or link to it HERE.

Last Week’s Caption This! Winners

Don’t you wanna know if you won this week’s hilarious caption competitions? Of course you do! So join us after the jump and check out all our laugh out loud winners!

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Caption This!

Give us your best QCaptions and we’ll post the best ones in two days!
Have a ‘Caption This’ pic you want published? Submit your pic or link to it HERE.

Monday’s Caption This! Contest Winners!

You went bananas for the monkey man on Christmas morning, so we had no choice but to pick the best QCaptions from the bunch… and boy are they tasty!

– Beauties and the beast (Michael)
– Bubbles and King Louie didn’t realise what they were in for when they R.S.V.P’d to this party. (Phoenixflame21)
– The kids could never figure out why their stuffed toys were so crunchy… (Furbearin)
– When George said he wanted two things stuffed for his birthday, he was thinking more his mouth and ass, not these animals! (CJ)
– i know george was curious, but damn…. (Kai)

After such a nutritious dose of laughter, we’re feeling fresh and fruity ourselves! Thanks as usual to all our excellent QCaptioners! We love reading all your entries. The next contest starts tomorrow!

Monday’s Caption This Contest Winners!

When we posted this picture of a muscle stud walking what might be his boyfriend’s dog, we never thought so many of you would skip writing captions altogether to say how much you wanted more pictures of him! Hilarious! Plus, we got these hilarious QCaptions too:

This savvy paparazzo was not fooled by Paris Hilton’s disguise as a muscle Mary (KevMusic)

Fifi has a new bodyguard. (Brewster)

Even though he is only 5 feet tall, Hans knows walking a diminutive doggy makes him look like an enormous muscle giant. (moo)

I like my breakfast still warm! (Craig)

I only have this dog because I can’t feel the gerbils. (Tink)

His boyfriend is a midget with a Great Dane. (Utopian)

Great one-liners, everyone! Thanks for your entries and don’t forget the new QContest has already started Give us your funniest QCaption and check back in to see if you won!

Monday’s Caption This Contest Winners! And Hints To Winning Next Time…

The QCaptions to our last picture were probably our funniest yet! That’s why we have seven winners this time:

Well, you said it was an easy chair … (Shep)

– Manfill at the landfill.
– Wish you were here. (richard)

Yes, the vintage chairs and table are only 10 dollars. No, the taxidermy homo is not included. (RoCoCo)

Oh no, now both chairs have a big hole in them? Mom will be so mad. (Betty)

I hate when you can’t tell if someone is a top or bottom. (Derek)

Some guys are nuts, some guys are dicks, and some guys are assholes. Then there’s Darren. (richard)

You kan tell I am German bekauze I alvays vear mein socks on vhen I velcome ze guests to mein hole-tel… (Rob)

And for those of you who keep submitting but haven’t hit the jackpot, here are a few quick suggestions: we’re not big into simple or nonstop puns, captions with dialogue, or ones that say, “Does this X make my Y look fat?” Keep ’em short, quick, and QClever and you may find yourself in the winner’s circle next time around!

Thursday’s Caption This! Contest Winners

You guys never fail to crack us up with your amazeballs QCaptions. In fact, we’ve given up trying to pick the top 3 or top 5 and will just feature the best ones, no matter the number. So here are the best for Thursday’s Caption This! contest:

I’ve heard of “gay for pay”–but “gay for hay” is a first. (Thom)

So Sarah Jessica Parker is a man?! (JohnBoy)

..and then the Equus cast party took a turn that no one could have predicted. (AlecB)

This just proves that it IS possible to find a “stable” man. (thom)

Julie Taymor hoped for a Broadway comeback with an adventurous musical staging of The Godfather, but once again things went very badly. (RA)

when I asked for a half man – half horse I ment the other way around… stupid genie ! (luke)

“Geesh Fred. When you said you were a moderate I didn’t think you meant you were literally half Democrat and half Republican.” (Richard)

Thanks as always to all our great QContestants! The next contest is already underway! Submit your QCaptions and who knows? You could be the next winner!

Monday’s Caption This Contest Winners!

We didn’t forget our wonderful QCaptioneers from Monday’s competition. In fact, we loved so many of the entries that we had to pick five winners. Here they are:

Not the sort of nuts I usually have with a beer, but I’ll take what’s on offer (Jimmy in Oz)

Jimmy finds the grand prize at this year’s fraternity Easter Egg Hunt. (Gregg)

I used to think you were crazy…. but now I can see you’re nuts (Nick)

Do I just pop ’em or do I have to peel them first? (Kyel)

Fraternity life: it’s all fun and games until someone’s balls drop out (then it’s even more fun). (Carlton)

And then one QCommenter made an interesting observation.

Dude why do you have six toes on your foot? (LD)

Look at the photo. The guy’s foot definitely looks strange as if he either has a sixth toe or used to have one. Any ideas, readers?
As for the contest, thanks again for everyone who submitted your hilarious QCaptions. We always enjoy reading them and we hope you do too! We’ll post the new winners this Sunday.
Have a ‘Caption This’ pic you want published? Submit your pic or link to it HERE.