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31 Dec 10 By paperbagwriter 12 Comments

Join Our Next Door Twink PhotoShop And Caption This! Contest

We are opening up our treasure chest full of prizes once again to give away 4 one-month memberships to Next Door Twinks , a site full of horny young men sucking and fucking and each other into cum-shuddering climaxes—very hot! And even better each one-month membership includes access to eight other sites such as Next Door Twinks, Next Door Male, Next Door Buddies, Next Door Hookups, Cody Cummings, Mason Wyler, Tommy D-XXX, Nude Male Dancers, and Stroke That Dick! Nine memberships in one?!! What a great deal!
All you have to is download this ZIP file of 14 images, choose your favorite one, and then use PhotoShop to create a fun and funny image with a clever caption in it. Just follow these simple rules:
1) The caption must have the word “twinks” in it.
2) No nasty or derogatory captions or illustrations please.
3) Submitted images should be no larger than 450 pixels wide.
E-mail your entry to [email protected] by November 25th and we’ll announce the winners alongside a gallery of the best entries.
The web’s hottest, horniest twinks are waiting for you to PhotoShop them up and turn them out. So what are you waiting for? Start playing today!

20 Nov 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Caption This!

18 Nov 10 By paperbagwriter 32 Comments

Caption This!

12 Nov 10 By paperbagwriter 20 Comments

The Winner Of Our Caption This! Contest Is…

LOUIS!!! Of all the great captions QueerClickers submitted to our Caption This! contest Louis’ entry best stroked our funny bone. Here it is:

The Pontiff exhibits the Sacred Snood of Saint Smegma for the veneration of the faithful at today’s opening of St. Onan’s Seminary in Djackhov, Kazakhstan.

His caption may seem a bit highbrow for a blog filled with men eating buttholes, but allow us to explain. A handful of entries joked about His Holiness wanting to molest kids which, although accurate, is old hat. Then we had some good captions about Papa Razzi’s fashion faux pas (funny, yes). But Louis’ caption combined religious allusions to Onanism (masturbation) and innuendo about seminary (get it? semen) along with a nod to Borat’s hometown and a made-up village cleverly called “Djackhov” (jackoff).
Not only that, but his entry also forced us to look up the word “snood”—it’s apparently an ornamental net in the shape of a bag that confines a woman’s hair that pins or ties at the back of the head. So because our feature editor is a literary art fag with hard-on for European History, Louis wins. We hope you enjoy jerking off to a Dominic Ford DVD and using PJUR lube, Louis—and be sure to say “QueerClick” when you cum.

11 Nov 10 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

Caption This! Contest – Best Entry Gets A DominicFord DVD And Lube!

We found some goodies from Dominic Ford in our prize closet and we’re giving them away to the QueerClicker with the best caption for the image above. You have three days to enter and the winner will take away a Dominic Ford DVD (with great porn in 2D and 3D) and a bottle of PJUR Lube for your stroking pleasure.
So what are you waiting for? Make us laugh and we’ll make you cum—it’s just that easy!