Daniel Craig in 1998’s “Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon”. We’d earlier posted some shots of DC’s pee pee and bum bum here and here, but this is like much biggerer. Bond Appetite!
Ant & Dec (who are each insured against the other’s death!) is currently presenting I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! in the UK.
For more sportsmen and celebrity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.
Five-time Olympic champion Ian Thorpe has stunned the world of swimming by retiring at the age of 24.
The Australian won three gold medals at the 2000 Games in Sydney and added two titles in Athens four years later. But he has barely competed since then because of injury and fatigue, and told a news conference in Sydney he had been weighing up his future for some time.
“I’ve had a great career. It isn’t the best time to be walking away from the sport but it’s my time,” he said. “I don’t think I should be retiring, I think I’m far too young to retire, but it’s a thing that we should be celebrating. I’ve had a great career. It’s a decision that has been difficult. I realise that there’s things in my life that are more important for me. I’ve reached all the dizzying heights of this sport. I’ve had a tremendous amount of success and I’ve also had setbacks. None of my goals included breaking any more world records. I knew how to do it, but it wasn’t as inspiring as it should have been.”
Born in Sydney, Thorpe first swam for his country at the age of 14 and set the first of his 13 world records a year later. In addition to his Olympic success, he went on to claim 11 world titles and 10 Commonwealth Games gold medals, six of which he gained in Manchester in 2002.
But he missed the 2005 World Championships after deciding to take a year off and pulled out of the Commonwealth Games this year because of glandular fever.
The Australian sporting icon moved to Los Angeles this year and rumours were rife that he was losing motivation. He was expected to announce his withdrawal from next month’s national trials, ruling him out of next year’s World Championships in Melbourne. However, speculation that he was thinking of going much further than that was confirmed to a packed news conference. There are suggestions that he might now look into a career in television or film.
“Swimming has been a security blanket but I haven’t balanced out my life. I realised I had to prioritise other things and let swimming take a backseat,” Thorpe added. “I’m looking at the next phase and that means I’m realigning what the most important thing is for me to do.
“Swimming is not at the top of the list, which has not happened before.”
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Does that mean we’ll see less of his thorpedo bulges? Oh well, let’s relive some of them here and here.
In addition to film appearances, Male Supermodel-Actor-Artist Tony Ward has appeared in 20 music videos (including Madonna’s Cherish and Justify My Love). But it is in “Hustler White” where Tony plays Monti Ward, a male prostitute, that gets the most attention for obvious reasons.
Hello friends, this is Wynonna, YouthAIDS U.S. Ambassador, and I am asking for your help on World AIDS Day, December 1, 2006!
Did you know…
Youth, between the ages of 15-24, are most at risk for HIV infection.
More than 12 million young people are already infected – that’s one every 15 seconds.
Most importantly, most people infected with HIV don’t even know they’re carrying it.
Join me and thousands of young people across the country on December 1st – World AIDS Day – to do something radical and simple to fight the spread of HIV/AIDS. It’s called Kick Me.
Participation in Kick Me is easy:
1. Visit www.youthaids.org – register today.
2. Download your Kick Me kit (complete with signs, talking points, statistics, cool ideas, PR templates, and tips on fundraising) and get started. Pick from one of six messages, grab your sponsor form and hit the road. For every hour you wear or post the sign, ask friends and family to sponsor you with a financial pledge or simply ask for a flat donation.
3. Wear the sign on World AIDS Day, December 1st. Talk about HIV. Collect your pledges. Send in funds raised to YouthAIDS by December 15th to collect great rewards from ALDO, LUNA, Kiehl’s Since 1851, and SPIN Magazine.
How can you help?
1. Start a team or register as an individual.
2. Distribute fliers promoting registration for the Kick Me Campaign (in your office, your favorite coffee shop, etc.)
3. Email your friends and family.
What is YouthAIDS? YouthAIDS is an education and prevention initiative of PSI that uses media, pop culture, music, theatre and sport to stop the spread of HIV/AIDS and reach 600 million young people in more than 60 countries with life-saving messages, products, services and care.
What is Kick Me?
“Kick Me” is based on the prank of someone sticking a Kick Me sign on someone’s back without them knowing – just like 90% of those infected with HIV/AIDS may not know they are carrying the virus. YouthAIDS is turning that practical joke into a practical lesson.
Join me in the fight against AIDS; we all must be part of the solution.
With love and only love,
Wynonna
Where’s pussy Galore when you need her? It seems the embattled Daniel Craig, the newest James Bond, is stirring up even more controversy. It has been confirmed that he has at least one nude scene and word from the set was that his manhood was just too large to show so he need several penis doubles! SEVERAL!
Dame Judy Dench has been overheard exclaiming just how hung this Bond is….hmmm.
We aren’t sure if this is true or not but the thought of several dick stand-ins is just too rich to pass up!
It was a glorious moment for Kylie Minogue when she returned to the stage last night after an 18-month fight against breast cancer.
Looking resplendent in a stunning pink costume designed by John Galliano, the pop princess choked on emotion when she first appeared, pausing for a moment to soak in a standing ovation.
This time last year, Kylie was undergoing the nightmare of chemotherapy, an experience she likened to experiencing a nuclear bomb.
On November 11, she lived out a fairytale. With plumed pomp and musical majesty, the Princess of Pop is back!!! [source]
There’s something about the King Of Pop that simply strikes the fancy of drag queens – perhaps it’s the uncanny resemblance between them. However, Michael Jackson is reportedly living in fear for his life after being stalked by a transvestite who has become completely smitten by the music icon. Jacko – who recently sparked controversy by reportedly wearing women’s clothing during a day out in St. Tropez – is said to have hired four bodyguards and is wearing a bullet-proof vest at all times, after receiving a number of threatening letters.
A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, “This person is plaguing his life and has sent some seriously dodgy letters. They are from a man who works as a drag queen in the seedy Kings Cross area of Sydney, Australia. The content is eerie to say the least and this person is seemingly obsessed with Michael.” The alleged stalker – who goes under the name of Melanie – has bombarded the 48-year-old King Of Pop with up to 100 lewd letters a day, begging him for a relationship and asking for his hand in marriage. The source added, “He writes all kinds of things, saying he knows Michael and wants to marry him. He tells Michael he needs to marry him. Michael has been having problems sleeping because of this guy.” I heard that the queen is pissed because he borrowed her dress and hasn’t returned it. All Headline News