Straight Boys | Gay Rap
Okay… I would probably be offended, if their silly rhymes didn’t make me laugh so much. Dorks!.
Eargasm 2: PUSH IT
You may remember our hero previously [Qc Link]… this time he finally gets around to putting on some clothes! We have to agree that a little Salt n Pepa in the morning is a great way to start the day…
We love the creative mind of David Quantic. (Okay, maybe we can relate a little too much to the subject matter). You can see more of his stuff at davidquantic.com or subscribe to his video podcast via iTunes.
Superman in the making!
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s SpringboardMan!
Waterpolo Grope!
It’s arousingly HOT!~~ but also OUCH! at the same time… Will they ever come up for air? Don’t they know there is only one ball they should be grabbing? Nice lunch-boxes though Enjoy…!
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He Got Owned
Better yet, Pwned!
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Just when you thought you had heard and seen it all this comes along. The folks at the Booty Parlor thought that it was a good idea to name a sextoy after someone like Perez Hilton. Words are beyond us. Really.
Rear Servicing Department
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Customer Comment Card:
“What excellent service I received! My rims were polished, my tailpipe never looked better and I didn’t mind that the ride is still a little rough! Thanks Rear Servicing Department!”
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Well she may be a many things, like spoiled, rich, blonde and way too cool for her own good, but who knew Nicole Richie had serious backbone (and not the one that you can see). A while back Ms. Richie, confronted that gay gossip who gives gays and gossips a not such a good name Perez Hilton. Way to go Nicole, we hear all dogs like a good bone or two.
Don’t Quit Your Day Job
At least he picked a decent song to dance to.
Pickles!
Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with cock.
I am sure Sigmund Freud would have a thing or two to say about this poor thing and Pickles, and as much as I feel sorry for her… oh, honestly… PICKLES?!
Spell Duck!
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Maybe the lil kiddo didn’t know how to spell the animal, so he went “fuck”!
(via UNEASYsilence)
BT
And you thought the AOL one was bad?
Beckham Pukes
Not meant to be a boner killer. LOL.
Adam Sandler’s Secret
(Thanks Mike!)
Caption This!
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