Regardless of what you may think of Brandon as the new Superman, you have to admit, he is one hot piece of muscular boy meat.
Cum on. Admit it. Cum on. I see you checking him out.
You know there is a part of you that wishes to be in his arms. That wishes to be saved by him. That wishes to spend one hot night alone… flying on his back… arms wrapped around his pecs… your crotch pressed against his tight ass… the wind on your fa…
Oh, wait. That’s my fantasy. Jeez. Sorry about that.
Well, regardless, enjoy these new screen caps from the up and cummin’ Superman Returns.
Need we say more? Get your ass to that tux shop and suit up! Then have a few drinks on us and get ready for one hot and horned up year to cum!
2000 & Sex. Oh yeah!
(Image source: MenAtPlay.net)
So, correct me if I’m wrong, but this whole Santa’s “commin’ to town” thing seems a tad bit erotic to me.
Let us review this blow by blow: “You better watch out”
Uh, Santa, why ya standing so close behind me? “You better not cry”
Hey Santa, you’re supposed to be filling my stocking! Not me! “You better not pout”
Will a nice pink pucker do? “I’m telling you why”
Ok. Go for it big boy! I’m all yours! “Santa Claus is comin’ to town”
Isn’t that suppose to be cummin’? “Santa Claus is comin’ to town”
Damn, still cummin’? “Santa Claus is comin’ to town”
Geez, this man has one big load! “He’s making a list”
In his little black book? “He’s checking it twice”
What? He can’t remember if we hooked up already? “He’s gonna find out”
Oh, I’m sure he will. He has his ways! “Who’s naughty or nice”
Notice how the naughty cums first. Will he even get to nice? “Santa Claus is comin’ to town”
Oh man. More?! “Santa Claus is comin’ to town”
This guy must have been building this load over the last 355 days! “Santa Claus is comin’ to town”
Phew. Isn’t he done yet? “He sees you when you’re sleeping”
He’s watching me in bed? Come on in Santa! “He knows when you’re awake”
Something of a stalker, but that’s cool. Santa’s hot! “He knows if you’ve been bad or good”
What?! Was he there last Friday night when that trick came over? “So be good for goodness sake”
Ok. But isn’t being bad more fun? “So you better watch out”
Again? Oh fuck! “You better not cry”
Oh Santa! Oh baby! “You better not pout”
I’m not. I swear. I’m still loose from the last time! “I’m telling you why”
I hear ya! I hear ya! “Santa Claus is comin’ to town”
Fuck. Another load? “Santa Claus is comin’ to town”
Wow. This guy is like a freakin’ fountain! “Santa Claus is comin’ to town”
Please…no more! I’m drowning! “The kids in girl and boyland”
Boyland! There’s a boyland? Where? “Will have a jubilee”
This has to mean a gay time…right? “They’re gonna build a toyland”
Toys? Oh man! I’ll take two dildos, a pair of cuffs and a whip! “All around the Christmas tree”
Around it? As in a circle-jerk or daisy-chain? Nice! “So you better watch out”
Oh man. Here we go again! Ride em’ cowboy! “You better not cry”
Those are tears of joy! “You better not pout”
Ok. Enough already! I’m loose! Jeez. “I’m telling you why”
Yeah…I got it. You’re my daddy! “Santa Claus (is comin’ to town)”
And cummin’ “Santa Claus (is comin’ to town)”
And cummin’ “Santa Claus is comin'”
And… “Santa Claus is comin'”
Oh! “Santa Claus is comin'”
Santa Baby! “To town!!!”
Ahhhhh!
Jeez. That was one powerful ending! Thank you St. Nick… or should that be St. Dick?!
