Porn Break: It’s a Pith Helmet!
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Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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Just in time for the holidays, we bring you this epic rap smackdown. Are you ready? (Hint: You’re not.)
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Admittedly, I stole this from Towle Road, but it it’s too cool not to share. I do not envy the people living in such a cold, cold place.
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The two lambaste pregnant ladies everywhere. Hilarity ensues.
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In this Australian advertisement for train safety, death has never looked so cute. We know you’ve got dick on the brain, but for fuck’s sake, mind the gap!
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The Katy Perry hit as interpreted by Yoko Ono. You’ll want to crank the volume way up for this one. I can’t wait for the dance remix.
When men in uniform go wrong. Ouch.
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Do you get this excited about your veggies? You’d probably be healthier if you did…
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What’s bothering you, Sir? Hairy Crack? Giant Pubes? Fear not! Cos there’s Sticky Buddy!!
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For one of those moments when you are driving around and that specific 1D song, you just can’t get enough, or have had enough, pops on the radio but you can remember the lyrics, we present for your consideration the solution to the problem. Just L-O-L along the whole thing and awesomeness is guaranteed. Bonus imaginary QC points for you if you have done this before this video came out!
Video after the jump!
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Good architecture gives us a boner and we’re not alone on this one. But this time someone took matters into his own hands, so to speak, and serviced some of the most phallic landmarks in the capital of the once mighty British Empire. We’re pretty sure Norman Foster didn’t have this in mind when he designed the Gherkin but “giant fat dick-shaped building” is a comparison it will surely never escape from.
More after the jump!
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[Update: The traffic sent from QC must have grabbed the attention of the moderators at YouTube as the video is pulled! Fortunately, we’ve archived the video safely. View away QueerClickers!]
Ahoy, matey! Seamen are constantly horny, you know, put a bunch of dudes on a boat with no shores on sight for a couple of months and craziness will surely ensue. And Aleksandr Pistoletov pays homage to that with this Pirates of the Caribbean-inspired YouTube ode shaking his penis the whole time, he even does the windmill!
What it makes this video oddly disturbing, or absolutely brilliant, who knows it’s hard to tell, is that the clip he selected to roll behind him with the Kraken battle of the movie, make things, for a second, seem to head into tentacle porn territory but we’re glad to report that at the end things arrive to safe port… So to speak.
Video after the jump!
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At the QC headquarters we’re all huge Apple fans and, like the rest of the world, we anxiously wait every keynote where our next object of desire will be unveiled with bursting excitement. But each time, there’s one moment we really, really look forward. That’s when all the spotlights point in one direction and Apple’s VP of Industrial Design, and recent KBE, steals our breaths with that sexy accent of his.
Like with many Apple products, and consistently year after year, he gets refined and more gorgeous with each iteration. So we ask you, tech-savy QC reader, which year was his personal best?
Vote your favourite Jony Ive iteration after the jump!
Continue with “Porn Break: The Many Iterations of Jony Ive”
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After Justin Timbersnake, we hereby follow up with Ricky Martin. But we promise no poultry is involved this time!
Reveal after the jump!
Continue with “Porn Break: Ricky Martin & His Cock”
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You know when something is so bad that it goes all around back to awesome. Well, here’s one of those gems. If you are easily grossed out by blood, don’t worry. The gore in this scene is effective as the unintentional hilarity of Birdemic and Sharktopus combined.
Video after the jump!
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Since his N’Sync days Justin Timberlake has avoided cock-related scandals, but it seems his fondness for the outdoor life has make him careless and a photog caught him grabbing his huge cock by the neck with his hand. Why so serious JT? You don’t like your cock?
More after the jump!
Continue with “Porn Break: Justin Timberlake & His Cock!”