Porn Break: One Direction & Justin Bieber LOL-Cover

Porn Break: One Direction & Justin Bieber LOL-Cover
For one of those moments when you are driving around and that specific 1D song, you just can’t get enough, or have had enough, pops on the radio but you can remember the lyrics, we present for your consideration the solution to the problem. Just L-O-L along the whole thing and awesomeness is guaranteed. Bonus imaginary QC points for you if you have done this before this video came out!
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23 Nov 12 By G. 2 Comments

Porn Break: Wank London!

Porn Break: Wank London!
Good architecture gives us a boner and we’re not alone on this one. But this time someone took matters into his own hands, so to speak, and serviced some of the most phallic landmarks in the capital of the once mighty British Empire. We’re pretty sure Norman Foster didn’t have this in mind when he designed the Gherkin but “giant fat dick-shaped building” is a comparison it will surely never escape from.
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22 Nov 12 By G. 5 Comments

YouTube Porn: Naked Dancing Pirate!

Porn: Naked Dancing Pirate!
[Update: The traffic sent from QC must have grabbed the attention of the moderators at YouTube as the video is pulled! Fortunately, we’ve archived the video safely. View away QueerClickers!]
Ahoy, matey! Seamen are constantly horny, you know, put a bunch of dudes on a boat with no shores on sight for a couple of months and craziness will surely ensue. And Aleksandr Pistoletov pays homage to that with this Pirates of the Caribbean-inspired YouTube ode shaking his penis the whole time, he even does the windmill!
What it makes this video oddly disturbing, or absolutely brilliant, who knows it’s hard to tell, is that the clip he selected to roll behind him with the Kraken battle of the movie, make things, for a second, seem to head into tentacle porn territory but we’re glad to report that at the end things arrive to safe port… So to speak.
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06 Nov 12 By G. 5 Comments

Porn Break: The Many Iterations of Jony Ive

Porn Break: The Many Iterations of Jony Ive
At the QC headquarters we’re all huge Apple fans and, like the rest of the world, we anxiously wait every keynote where our next object of desire will be unveiled with bursting excitement. But each time, there’s one moment we really, really look forward. That’s when all the spotlights point in one direction and Apple’s VP of Industrial Design, and recent KBE, steals our breaths with that sexy accent of his.
Like with many Apple products, and consistently year after year, he gets refined and more gorgeous with each iteration. So we ask you, tech-savy QC reader, which year was his personal best?
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25 Oct 12 By G. 7 Comments