Have you guys given it some thought? What does this co-ed have for us? A mouthful? A handful? Two?! The suspense is killing us.
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This week’s GHD looks to be a college kid of some kind, possibly in a dorm somewhere? You can assign any story you want to this mystery guy, the bottom line is that he’s smuggling some serious sausage. Sure, the preview pic give you a little preview, but this guy knows better than to give it all away up front. Waddaya guys think?
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Can you guys even remember what jeans look like anymore? Or have we trained you to see through them so well that Levi’s outlets looks like a ghost town to QCitizens? How’d you do this week?
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This week’s contestant is a rough-and-tumble dude with the type of face that was made for a beard. We’re not totally sure how to categorize this guy. He’s not quite a bear, but he sure wears that beard well. Bear-lite? Nutri-bear? What kind of sausage is this pseudo-bear smuggling?
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Have you taken some time to mull it over? Do you guys have a special dick-guessing forensic procedure by this point? We’d love to know how you guys are so good at guessing. Other than years of practice, that is.
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This week’s contender is a sexy surfer that comes to us without a backstory, leaving us to speculate as to who this mystery stud might be. With his boyish good looks and killer body, he could be the boy next door, but we’ve got a sneaking suspicion that this surfer is a freak in bed.
Any idea what kind of heat this guy is packing?
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Photographer Diana Goldststein has put together a fantastic sequence of photos in which Barbie finally discovers Ken in bed with some dude and eventually kills herself (or is possibly killed by Ken). Equal parts funny and morbid, dontcha think? Full set after the jump.
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If Ambient EDM is your thing, this track from Two Dudes in Love — featuring Jinkx Monsoon, the winner of this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race — is pretty awesome. We’re just happy to see more Little Edie in the world.
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Seventeen weeks in, you guys are getting pretty good at this, right? We won’t keep you in suspense, then.
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Hard to believe we’ve been at this for seventeen weeks (plus a few special editions, of course). This week’s GHD contended is a rough-and-tumble, streetwise guy who, if the interwebz are to be believed, is just looking for a nice girl to curl up with at the end of the day. So what kind of meat stick is he packing?
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We can tell that the suspense has been killing you, so we’ll put you out of your misery. This week’s contestant is a bad boy punk-type that you’re dying to bring home to mom — assuming your mom is Courtney Love, of course. But what’s his dick like? Giant? Tiny? Cut? Pierced? Tattooed?! (Dick tattoos are all the rage these days, after all.) Check it out after the jump.
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This week’s GHD contender is exactly the kind of boy you bring home when you want to piss off your parents. He’s got tattoos, gauges, and surface piercings on his face. But the important question is whether or not this guy has the bulge to put a smile on your face. What do you think?
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It’s rare that we get to talk about one of our favorite sites and philanthropy in the same sentence, but the awesome people at Dirty Tony are giving us just such an occasion. Team Dirty Tony (DT’s Mick and his partner, Horse) are participating in this year’s AIDS Lifecycle. AIDS Lifecycle is a fully supported, annual 7-day bike ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles that helps raise money and awareness in the fight against HIV/AIDS.
So how can you help? Team Dirty Tony is looking for donors, and have promised to give free 3 month memberships to anyone who donates over $40. So you get to help a fantastic cause and you get some of the hottest porn around. Not a bad deal, all-in-all. You can find out more information either on the team’s page or on Facebook. Plus, in the hopes of enticing you to aim for the free 3 month membership, we’ve included a Dirty Tony Cumpilation after the jump.
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This week’s Guess His Dick contender is a straight Mr. Clean lookalike who is thick in all the right areas. (ok, he’s thick is almost every area there is!) Could you guess what this dude has between those legs? What’s going on underneath all that muscle? Find out after the jump!
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Hot daddy-types are becoming a theme around here lately, aren’t they? This stud keeps himself in fantastic shape. His arms are even bigger than most of our younger contenders. We can just imagine him using those giant biceps to slam someone against a wall and go to town on them.
This is one of our favorite Guess His Dick contenders, to date. Giant thanks to StraightGuySelfPics for capturing this hunk in all his glory. Wait until you see this guy’s balls! We’d love to see them slamming up against an asshole. Or maybe a chin.
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As sexy as he is, this stud clearly pissed of the wrong person. He cheated on his girlfriend, and she spread his shit all over the internet. We’d like to shake her hand, wherever she is. So, did you guess correctly? We’re not-so-secretly hoping that his bad experience with women has turned this guy gay. Here’s hoping!
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