I was home alone for the weekend and I was masturbating with one of my parent’s condoms on their bed. I was totally naked and I thought they were gone for the whole weekend and they walked in on me right when I started to cum. When my mom saw me with my dad’s condom on and cumming she fainted. She was really pissed off, but my dad just said not to wear condoms when I masturbate and that I have to keep my door open all the time.
Introducing the Body Bouncer. Boing boing boing…
Check out the (boing)) other interesting ((boing boing)) ways to employ the BB (((boing boing boing))).
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Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She’s got it
Yeah, baby, she’s got it
I’m your Venus, I’m your fire
At your desire
The Venus Pillow might redefine the entire idea of sending someone off to sweet dreams or better still, wet dreams. We think these breast pillows look more like Chinese Pork Buns!
(via FleshBot)
We came across these gorgeous photo-illustration composites and the only thing we know is that they were done by a Japanese artist called Lonsam. If anyone has more info, give us a buzz!
Nope, we’re not straightening ourselves here…last checked we were still gay. But we were just wondering if there’s a gay equivalent of the wondrous Hegre-Archives website lurking out there. And if not, WHY NOT??? Isn’t it about time we have one? (mumbles to self: If only Lewis Payton would start taking hardcore shots…)
The Hegre-Archives are archives of many years worth of Norwegian photographer Petter Hegre’s works that have been updated daily since January of 2002. The photographer is already well known for his wildly successful photobooks of the female form, and this site which was launched in 2002 makes an unbelievable and burgeoning electronic companion to his print arsenal.
Apart from perfect photography (hardcore but with an artistic twist) depicting gorgeous range of models (from various countries) in exotic locales (think models hanging from a tree in Phuket island) there are long and well-lit videos which is a rarity at any celebrity photog site.
The massive number of images (more than 63,000!) come in S, M, L, XL sizes and are up to 3000 pixels in resolution. Now that’s huge enough to see every single pore (and fine hair sticking outta each pore)!
Here’s a body of work for which there are few equals. If you guys come across a gay site this good, give us a shoutout!
Create your own ideal GAP Man (you can choose the size of his eyes, type of facial hair, hair colour…well, pity we can’t choose the size of his you-know-what!) and then watch him change into an outfit you’ve chosen for him.
