Cruising The Park
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Thanks Walt!
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HAHA! Thanks Walt! Muackz!
Many happy returns, Long Tran!
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We missed you! Welcome back, Jeremy!
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Donna June has given cross-dressing a fresh new spin. He’s not only a middle-aged man dressing as a woman, he also dresses as a little girl (ageplay) and a pregnant woman.
During his “pregnancy” he had a weekend retreat with his wife (yes, and she’s also the costume creator) and had taken some pictures. He also swam pregnant which he found to be a relief for his back. The form was a beach ball filled with 22 pounds of water and he wore it day and night. The longest time he had simulated pregnancy was 10 1/8 days.
And you thought Tom Cruise was interesting.
Public Service Announcement:
Our dear pal‘s crack is up for clicks for “AMERICAN IDOL: ASS CRACK EDITION!” over at “Proceed at Your Own Risk”. He’s No 9. All the best Ollie!
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Free Gallery Bud’s Club is now Ruff and Hot (still free!) as the guys behind the sites found that there was too much content crossover between their myriad of sites.
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Thanks, Walt!
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Now that’s what we call a Hot Turkey!
(Thanks, Walt!)
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Caption this!
(Thanks loads, Walt!)
Hi guys, thought we might pass this word of caution (sent in by one of our family members – Thanks Stephen!) onwards as it might affect some of you. Here goes:
People are subscribing to the RSS feed of there Gmail inbox through Bloglines, which is adding these feeds to the public directory, so if you have Bloglines you can read all their mail through your bloglines account.
I sent off some emails to people warning them but maybe you could comment on how bad of an idea this is. To see it for yourself, login to your Gmail account and then use the Bloglines subscribe button (if you have one on your browser). When you are presented with the screen validating the feed on Gmail you will see a ton of user email accounts that you can freely subscribe to…bad news.
Be careful guys!
STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION
Mark E. Petersen
Council of the 12 Apostles
Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.
This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once.
But it must be more than a hope or a whish, more than knowing that it is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.
After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific guidelines:
A Guide to Self-Control:
1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.
2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.
3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don’t suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will.You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind.
The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.
4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes — just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THEBATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.
5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.
6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.
7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember — “First a thought, then an act.” The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mid. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.
8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books — Church books — Scriptures — Sermons of the Brethern [sic, Cistern too?]. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels — Matthew, Mark, Luke and John — above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.
9. Pray. But when you pray, don’t pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep [it] in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for the Missionaries, the General Authorities, your friends, your families, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVER — NOT IN CONVERSATION WITH OTHERS, NOT IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT OUT of your mind!
The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act, he develops the power to control it.
We are taught that our bodies are temples of God, and are to be clean so that the Holy Ghost may dwell within us. Masturbation is a sinful habit that robs one of the Spirit and creates guilt and emotional stress. It is not physically harmful unless practiced in the extreme. It is a habit that is totally self-centered, and secretive, and in no way expresses the proper use of the procreative power given to man to fulfill eternal purposes. It therefore separates a person from God and defeats the gospel plan.
This self-gratifying activity will cause one to lose his self-respect testimony becomes weak, and missionary work and other Church callings become burdensome.
Keep a positive mental attitude. You can win this fight! The joy and strength you will feel when you do will give your whole life a radiant and spiritual glow of satisfaction and fulfillment.
And the point is?
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Look ma, I’ve got a new toy!
These tools are made for masturbating. Batteries not included, but wait, there’s a demo video!!
The world’s first partly nude ballet production of Romeo and Juliet has sparked an avalanche of complaints from women’s and religious groups across Australia.
The Russian National Ballet will perform Romeo and Juliet, with nude scenes, for the first time in its World’s Greatest Ballets program set to debut in Australia next month.
But the prospect of Shakespeare’s star-crossed lovers flashing the flesh in “bedroom scenes for the new millennium” has triggered an outcry from moral conservatives, the ballet’s Australian promoter Graham Hutchison said.
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(via The Bulge Report)
Our advertiser, YourPrivates.com, is giving a 25% discount for all 2(x)ist items during this period leading up to Father’s Day. Time to introduce the good stuff to our daddies. We have a few No Show Briefs ourselves and they are very comfortable and snug at the same time.
Promotion ends this 19th June. Hurry now!