THE HUMILIATOR.
“The name says it all! This stylish and comfortable gag may be worn for extended periods of time. The ‘Scott Paul’ designed mouth piece provides a firm and biteable surface. It allows easy breathing with no bitter taste.”
Scott Paul designs a unique line of adult products. Check out the “High Stepper“, the stand-up “Corner Cage“, and the very painful looking “Bumblebee“.
BUSTED! We made a recent post on Enrique Iglesias and a nude Anna Kournikova and one of our readers, EyeOpener, has pointed us to Kournikova Fakeland which has more than 300 resplendent fake compositions of Anna in the nude.
TMFU only creates Anna fakes. A great load of time goes into collecting suitable bodyshots and headshots. The gazillion shots of Anna in all angles available on the net make it relatively easier to come up with convincing fakes.
So now we’ll suspend our disbelief until we find further proof that Enrique’s gay.
Thanks EyeOpener! You sure opened ours! =)
Action star Jet Li and daughter escape tsunami.
In addition to Fernando Bengoechea, another photographer Simon Atlee is reported missing. The Briton was with his girlfriend, Petra Nemcova, Czech supermodel and 2003 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue covergirl, on holiday across the Indian Ocean in Phuket, when the raging surf attacked their beachfront bungalow at the resort of Kaho Lak. Meanwhile, Oscar-winning British director Richard Attenborough mourns the loss of his 14-year-old granddaughter who was killed by the crashing waves.
Fancy seeing Will Young in a wig, dress, heels and wearing full makeup?
Well, we almost could have!
There are apparently photos of the British gay pop star in drag. The existence of the pictures came to light after a man tried to sell them to two daily newspapers. The Brit tabloids are notorious for publishing embarrassing pix of celebrities – and pay far more than the thief would have made by trying to blackmail Young.
But, this time one of the papers found a conscience – or at least feared publishing the shots would land them in trouble accused of being an accomplice to the theft. So, it turned the would-be seller over to police.
In court cocaine addict Sharife El-Whabe, 24, pleaded guilty to having stolen property but he denied breaking into Young’s apartment and stealing the photographs. El-Whabe is looking at jail time. He’ll be sentenced after New Year’s.
Young burst onto the music scene by winning Pop Idol, the UK original of the American series American Idol.
Amazing ball control.
A popular gay nightclub in New Zealand was hit with a fire bomb Monday night, sending about 20 people running for the exits. No one was hurt. (More at Queerday and New Zealand Herald)
Chicago’s NBC5 reported last night that, Nate Berkus’ family and friends had lost contact with him, but this morning’s New York Post quotes an Oprah spokeswoman as saying that Nate was still safe and on his way to the U.S. embassy in Sri Lanka.
The New York Times has however reported sad news that Fernando Bengoechea (Nate’s “partner”) is among the eight (latest figure: 12) Americans dead. (via Zionide)
This notice was found on CNN:
“We are searching for my brother, Fernando Bengoechea. We know that he was swept by the waves with his friend, Nate Berkus, and then separated. Nate has been rescued but Fernando is still missing. They were in Sri Lanka at the Sturdust Beach Hotel in Arugam Bay. He is 39 years old, white, 5’8″, brown hair, green eyes and has braces in his teeth. [email protected]”
Fernando Bengoechea is a NYC based photographer whose star is quickly rising. He was born in Buenos Aires and grew up mostly in Brazil. Fluent in five languages and well-traveled, he arrived in New York to study cinematography and photography. Within only a few years he had an exciting career path laid out in front of him. His works include those of Donna Karan, and Naomi Cambell.
He has an official website.
Nate Berkus, an interior designer who quickly became TV’s hottest decorator after being “touched by Oprah’s stardom” heads his own Chicago design firm, Nate Berkus Associates.
A high-end dating agency, VXO Partners, boasts of a clientele with the following qualities:
– Decision makers
– Goal-oriented
– Busy, accomplished men from virtually every chosen life path
– High achievers ranging in age from their 30’s to 60’s
– More than 90% have advanced degrees
– Average annual income is more than 6-digits
– 7-figure average net worth
– Travel often, exotic vacations, spa-goers
– Have multiple residences
– Attend theater and cultural events
– Health conscious
– Fashion conscious
With a tagline like “Very Extraordinary Matchmaking for Men of Means” (what a marblemouthful!), we guess only the very mean, er…extraordinary need apply.
(via boy’s briefs)
The South-East Asia Earthquake and Tsunami blog. (via Towleroad)
Here’s a blog with some first person accounts of the disaster.
Meet Micky Yanai from Nippon.
He is already old age.
He is afraid that suddenly he cannot do Helicopter Fuck.
Please give him oppotunity [sic] for Helicopter Fuck.
But don’t forget, he is not gay. He need only woman for Helicopter Fuck.
Watch the Helicopter Fuck movie clip (Quicktime; 9.72MB).
(cue music)…I’m spinnin’ around…move outta my way…
California…here we come…right back where we started from….CALIFORNEEEAAAHHH~!
At least seven Asian nations and one in East Africa, including Sri Lanka, India, and Thailand, are ruined in the wake of the most powerful tsunami (triggered by a powerful earthquake, measuring 9.0 on the Richter Scale, centered off the coast of Indonesia’s Sumatra Island) to strike the region in decades. Phuket, the most well known and popular gay beach destination was one of the most hardly hit areas.
The beaches at Phuket, popular with gay tourists from Australia, North America and Europe, were filled with people. This was the height of the tourist season. Many people were in the water when the giant waves, as high as four storeys, struck without warning.
Some people were standing by the beaches, taking pictures of the phenomena, until the waves engulfed them. This is a living nightmare reminiscent of the movie “The Day After Tomorrow”.
The latest death toll stands at more than 23,700 (including the Thailand King’s 21-year-old grandson) at this point of writing but thousands more are reported missing and the death toll is expected to rise. About a million people are displaced. This ranks as the biggest earthquake in the world in 40 years, and the 5th biggest in history, even toppling the magnitude of the ’95 Kobe Earthquake.
Here is an animation of the tsunami which shows the wave of the tsunami moving outward from the island chain north of Sumatra. Remarkably, it travelled the 750 miles to Sri Lanka and Eastern India in only 100 minutes. Here’s another animation (Quicktime).
Our hearts and condolences go out to the many victims of the catastrophe as well as their families and friends. A global relief effort is now underway. We pray for the speedy restoration of order.
[QC: One of our team members had earlier intended to vacation at Phuket and The Maldives. We’re so relieved he’s fine. Another one has bought tickets to Phuket for a holiday with his boyfriend next week. Not sure if he’s going now.]
Bet you didn’t know The One got screwed.
Bush and Blair’s endless love.
Ladies and gentlemen, the true story of The Lord of the Rings.
Do you know why cannibals show you pornographic pictures if you were ever captured?
