Queerism – Wasband
noun: An ex-husband. (ex: “I want to go to the party, but I don’t want to see my stupid wasband.”)
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03 Apr 09
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Queerism – Choad
noun: 1) A penis that is wider than it is long
[ex: “Whoa! He’s hung like a beer can! What a choad!”]
2) the area between the penis and anus (aka the “taint”)
[ex: “I love it when you lick my filthy choad!”]
3) a chunky load
[ex: “Bob spent an hour washing John’s choad out of his chest hair.”]
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27 Mar 09
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Queerism – Masturdate
noun: Someone who’s only willing to jerk off on the first date.
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20 Mar 09
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Queerism – Neoconc
noun: Truncation of ‘neo-conservative’, a label formed by the group Sex Panic in order to denote a gay person who disapproves of gay promiscuity.
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06 Mar 09
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Queerism – Jizz Bib
noun: 1. A sacrificial T-shirt placed over the stomach and chest when masturbating. 2. A gay man’s goatee beard.
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27 Feb 09
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Queerism – Analismus
noun: The failure of the anus to relax, preventing anal sex.
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20 Feb 09
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Queerism – Gaytio
noun: The quantitive relation of gay people to straight people in a given group or area, e.g. “The gaytio on this flight is amazingly high” (as recently commented on QC’s Twitter!)
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13 Feb 09
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Queerism – Knobnoxious
adj: A conceited guy who’ll expect you to suck his unwashed dick.
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06 Feb 09
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Queerism – Bumbone
noun: The instrument you are when creating musical farting noises during ass fucking.
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30 Jan 09
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Queerism – Ginger Beer
1. rhym. slang: Traditional ‘Cockney’ rhyming slang for the word queer. 2. noun: Urine from a red-headed man.
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23 Jan 09
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Queerism – Dickphobia
noun: An extreme irrational fear of cock, especially multiple penises being shoved into every orifice of your body.
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16 Jan 09
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Queerism – Simon Cowells
rhym. slang: Bowels, i.e. things that can be irritable and are usually full of shit.
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09 Jan 09
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Queerism – Mohair
noun: A gay mans expensive haircut.
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02 Jan 09
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Queerism – Mantrum
noun: An irrational and angry sissy fit thrown, for no obvious or apparent reason, by a grown man.
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26 Dec 08
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Queerism – Fitchin
adj: To possess the appearance, look and physique of an Abercrombie & Fitch model (otherwise known as ‘Fagacrombie & Bitch’).
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19 Dec 08
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Queerism – D.I.L.F
acronym: Dad I’d like to fuck. Term applied to hot, masculine, mature male (often straight/straight acting and/or married with children).
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12 Dec 08
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