Queerism – Gaysian
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noun: A homosexual of Asian descent (i.e. Gay+Asian)
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noun: A homosexual of Asian descent (i.e. Gay+Asian)
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noun: 1. Penis flavored iced drink-on-a-stick. 2. The freezing sensation felt when someone is performing oral sex on your penis whilst they also have ice cubes in their mouth (see Snowblow).
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noun: A military man, particularly Naval, who does porn to make extra money.
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noun: A gay man who constantly brags about having sex with straight guys or seducing them into doing homosexual acts.
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noun: Highly defined abdominal muscles, perfectly formed to collect sperm in flowing rivulets across ones stomach.
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noun: 1. A person who has a more-than-average plump bubble butt. 2. AKA Apple Ass.
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noun: Men who complain about even the hottest guy just because he elected to shave off his pubic hair.
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verb: A heterosexual so inebriated that they slip into seemingly gay acts.
Example: “It is when you are soooo drunk (wasted) and dudes start dancing with you and you just sort of go along with it and then they start putting their arms around you and you just kind of keep rolling with it because you’re drunk and you sort of think the dude is being your dancefloor bro, but then when you sober up you realize that situash is sort of weird. When this happens, you tell your friends, dude, I go so gaysted last night”
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noun: A sock tied to the bedpost designed to indicate when wind conditions are suitable for masturbation.
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noun: A man’s nipples.
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noun: A vertically challenged homosexual, AKA Gay midget.
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noun: A person who has not had anal intercourse for a very long time (i.e. years) will become “revirgin”.
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noun: Someone who enjoys agricultural things, especially using vegetables for anal stimulation.
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noun: Whilst simultaneously rimming your partner and pulling long strokes along the shaft of their penis in the manner of playing the brass musical instrument of the same name.
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noun: A term which refers to a 40 year old guy with a 20 year old look, usually in a desperate attempt to be young again.
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noun: 1. Term used in Rome to describe boys that are cute but disposable. Similar to “trick”, use once or twice, then toss (off!) 2. Also from the cheap plastic brand named disposable pen made by Bic.
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