Ever since his days with Wu-Tang, we’ve had this fantasy in the back of our minds. In fact, it’s been so long that we had all but given up hope. Good news, QueerClickers! We finally, finally get a glimpse at what lies between this rapper’s legs, and it was well worth the wait. Method Man’s cock looks so good, it almost makes us want to re-watch How High. Emphasis on almost.
In honor of International No One Remembers Who Tara Reid Is Day, we’re bringing you a collection of very important dick slips. Think of it like a smutty historiography, really, drawn from sports and celebrities. Because we know how important it is to be a well-rounded student of the cock.
Not that we would ever wish this, but wouldn’t you think soccer and players might be inclined to start wearing better underwear? As is, they might as well not be wearing pants at all. Which is something we’d like to see.
Evidently, last weekend a man was arrested in Louisville, Kentucky for breaking into a firehouse and masturbating on firefighting gear. Even better, we’re pretty sure this man is porn star Donny Wright, who’s appeared on this site numerous times. The evidence is pretty damning. Not only does the dude in the mugshot bear a striking (ok, identical) resemblance to Donny Wright, but was also tweeting about his stay in Kentucky around the time of the incident.
We can hardly blame Wright for jerking off at a firehouse. On a different day, in another state, he’d probably have gotten paid to do it. Just another tragic case of wrong place, wrong time. At least we know he’ll do well in prison, right? Said with love, of course 🙂
[Editor’s Update: Commentary added at the end of the post.]
For about twenty minutes today, all of our queer dreams came true. Gay-for-Pay actor Cody Cummings announced earlier today that he was gay, before immediately retracting the statement.
His announcement, which in many places reads like a bad porn script (“My body ached for the touch of another man”) ran earlier today on Manhunt Daily and spread wider than a freshman’s legs, before being retracted. Full quote after the jump.
Eric Green, a cornerback who has played for the Arizona Cardinals, Miami Dolphins and San Francisco 49ers, has recently been charged for “forcefully sodomizing a transgender named Angelina Mavilla” at his home in Scottsdale Arizona.
That tranny has revenged-leaked Eric’s cock pix.
With an angel voice and a devilish body, Craig Chalmers was poised to make it big. A former contestant in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Any Dream Will Do for the BBC, he paved his mainstream career with british productions like the musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.
But when word of his porn career got out, where he was known as Ryan Ryder, he deflected the criticisms with an odd move. His defense? “I took up porn roles to spend more time with my wife“. That’s right, the whole -I’m gonna fuck people on camera to get the afternoons free for wifey and no one will notice- plan seems to have worked like a charm. One tiny detail, when your face is on national telly chances are that your past will come back to haunt you. And oh boy, past came in full force, costing him his recently role in Cinderella. Maybe it wasn’t his face what gave him away but the same shiny gray suit he used while singing on stage AND in a now infamous porn vid he did. Be warned, sex with a chick on the porn video after the jump!
[Update: New pics of Andrew’s massive cock have surfaced and we are glad to report that we have them!]
Former Track & Field Star Andrew Zollner, as most athletes, is one horny dawg and with his massive cock he couldn’t resist the urge of snapping a nude self-pic with his old cellphone, seriously, someone get him an iPhone asap, that thing he’s using is ancient! And lucky for us, the whole set made its way to the internet for everyone to enjoy!
Cock pics after the jump!
Dapper gift of heavens, Jon Hamm took his penis girlfriend for a walk and got caught by a paparazzi. The Mad Men star enjoyed a free day in NY and dressed casually for the occasion, so casually, that he left his underwear at home and thanks to a perfect and glorious free-balling moment he inadvertently gave us a closer look at the most coveted part of his anatomy. And man, Jon is hung!
More after the jump!
After the tabloids got their field day with Prince Party Harry, and television made all kinds of fun at his expense an unexpected group has stood up to show support for one of their own. His buddies from the military! That’s right, they are telling him “don’t worry, we got your back on this one mate“, and boy we have seen his back, through a FB group that encourages military folks all around the world to strip and submit photos of themselves in various states of undress.
And to think that in light of these events his superiors are closely reviewing the case for potentially breaching the guidelines that state that members of the army must not display any “social misbehaviour“, especially if it results in any damage to corporate image or reputation. The lad is just inspiring the troops!
More after the jump!
Whether it’s been happy or sad, every significant moment in the life of the British royals has been immortalized with all kinds of memorabilia. Enter Prince Harry and his ill-fated Vegas trip, the nude adventures of everyone’s favourite blue-blooded ginger, and third in line for the throne, are about to receive, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel and Billy Dee Williams, a well-deserved commemoration in the form of some really posh plates. Perfect for a fine five o’clock tea.
Order your Prince Harry Commemorative Plates today! Video after the jump!
The stars must have aligned. Just the other day, when I was watching how Brazilian gymnast Arthur Nabarette Zanetti pulled off a major upset by winning defending champion Chen Yibing of China to win Olympics Men Still Rings Gold, I thought to myself, “what a hottie! I pray pray pray that he has a sex tape or some wank tape that gets leaked.”
I must have been a very good boy. My wish was Arthur Zanetti’s command.
Henrik Rummel, the U.S. rower who appeared to be sporting a boner while receiving his bronze medal, claims that his penis was flaccid during the medal ceremony. Oh my!
After his bulge began to receive attention on the internet, he felt pressured to cast some light into the matter and went further into detail adding:
“This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.”
Professional snowboarder, skateboarder and two-time Olympic gold medalist Shaun White got his nude pic leaked! He may not be as hot as his fellow olympian Danell Leyva but we are sure there’s an audience for a loud redhead with a ginger cock. And before anyone make the tired old joke, yes, the carpet matches the drapes!
Find out the size of his penis after the jump!
After the tabloids got their field day with poor SnowWhite, Bella, One-Expression Wonder, Teen Thespian, Kristen Stewart and her unfortunate affair. We have one piece of evidence in the aftermath of her own personal Twi-pocalipse…
A hilarious look into her inbox. Check what celebrities tried to reach to her and what they have to say about her PR disaster. Reveal after the jump!
[Update: Now with more photos! We’ve received more images of Danell’s gorgeous self portraits. His handsome face now included. :)]
Cuban-American gymnast and all-around hottie Danell Leyva has been in our radar for a while. He made a splash when two weeks ago a couple of his pics surfaced on GuysWithiPhones and, understandably, the crowd went wild. If that was not enough, he later achieved dreamboat status with his fantastic spread for ESPN mag.
A rough start at the London Olympics with the team competition is not stopping us from cheering for him because we have had a sneak peek of his noble parts, blessed spandex material, but now a set of racy self-pics of his crotch area has given us a better look at his olympic penis! Give this boy a gold medal already!
More after the jump!
