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There’s big, there’s huge, and then there’s FREAKY! That monster actually cums! Quick, run!!
(Note: Static noise sets in at around 00:19, so please lower your volume)
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Guy gives his cock head a spring cleaning before dumping a load! For more bizarre clips, head over to QueerClique. It’s not called “queer” for no reason! 😉
The Summer Games aren’t for everyone. After a while, the media hype kills all the excitement. Yeah, like, “hooray” world unity and Coca-Cola and Big Brother yada, yada. Total yawn. There’s only a million better things to do than gain weight on the couch consuming corporate propaganda. Ever notice how half the Americans athletes are imported from other countries just so the U.S. can win more gold?— it’s just Manifest Destiny all over again.
So maybe you’re more hipster than Olympic fan. POYKPAC’s Hipster Olympics has something for every disaffected youth— hangovers, cell phones, tight-fitting clothes, and lots and lots of irony. And after that, if you still need an excuse to get mind-numbingly wasted during the last few days of the Olympic games, try playing the Olympic Drinking Game!
Here are the rules, take a drink…
1. Everytime you see a fucking Coca-Cola commercial.
2. Everytime a world record is broken.
3. Whenever your random pick for winner comes in the top 3.
4. Everytime your country or China wins a medal.
5. Whenever an interviewer stumbles.
6. Every time you see an Olympic athlete with the Olympic rings tattooed on their body.
7. Any time Kiefer Sutherland or Morgan Freeman narrate a commercial.
8. Everytime a commentator mentions one of the Chinese architecture names (like the “Bird’s Nest” or “The Cube”).
9. Everytime a comment can be taken as sexual innuendo, like “he’s got a real masterful stroke” or “look at the way he dominates his competitors!”
10. Anytime an athlete bites it hardcore (utterly losing by falling, missing, tripping, or some other spectacular mistake).
Perhaps best known for being the Urban Ninja, Robert James Hoffman III is a dancer, comedian, and actor who starred in She’s The Man (a romantic comedy inspired by Billy Shakesqueer’s gender-bending crush-fest Twelfth Night), in the endlessly-spoofed You Got Served for which he also won an American Choreographer Award, and in Step It Up 2.
Before you get your hopes up, Robert is straight (but single and prefers boxer briefs… yow!). However, a lot of his comedy uses gay humor and characters— perhaps he’s comfortable with his sexuality or aware of his gay fans. Dancing and theater in general have always had a large gay following and he capitalizes on that by playing with preconceptions of homosexuality without demeaning it.
On his site, Hoffman gives advice to aspiring dancers, though it applies to all artists in general: “There is one way and only one way to make it as a dancer, train harder than anyone else. If there isn’t any good training in your area, find it… it takes time to get your body that versatile and controlled. However, being trained technically is not necessarily the answer. If you can discipline yourself, then first seek out your biggest inspirations whether it be music videos, movies, instructional tapes, b-boy event tapes, old swing dance footage, some guy you saw dancing on the street… whatever it is, seize it and juice it for all it’s creative influence on you. Next, commit all your time to practicing, or working with that person, or perfecting the moves, or going to the clubs where the people get down… when you train hard, you gotta train HARD. You don’t stop when you get it. You do it better. You don’t stop when you get the trick; you evolve the trick into a better trick. You dance until you throw up. Nothing less. That is how you build super endurance. There is no excuse. It is up to you. Do you wanna make money DANCING for the rest of your life? Well so do alot of other people. All you have to ask yourself is: Are you willing to practice harder and longer than them?”
Below are some of Robert’s gayer comedy videos:
Soulmate: RJH dabbles in homosexuality… er, or narcissism… or, um, masturbation? There’s lots of flirting, excitement, and a nice shower scene near the end.
The YES Dance: A hilarious live stand-up performance featuring Hoffman as James Precious from The House of Precious.
See Hoffman’s other gay videos and the Urban Ninja after the jump…
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Here’s another bizarre clip! Exhibitionist climbs right to the top of a building under construction and jacks it off. Talk about being at the top of the world! Also, check out the “UFO” at the end of the clip, spotted first by BeefyBud!
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28-year-old Simon Amstell is a gay British comedian who hosts the music panel game show, Never Mind The Buzzcocks (NMTB) and has performed annually at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival since 2005. He started performing on the comedy circuit when he was just 14 and later caught the eye of television executives by becoming the youngest finalist of the BBC New Comedy Awards in 1998. His first professional television appearance was in 1998, as a presenter on the UK children’s channel Nickelodeon. He claims he was sacked for being “sarcastic and mean to children.”
Amstell was born in Gants Hill into a Jewish family. His religion and sexuality figure occasionally in his work; Amstell came out as gay two months into his work on a music program called Popworld, claiming that no one believed him initially, “so I had to keep going on about it.” His orientation has been referred to both on Popworld and NMTB, with John Barrowman challenging him to a “gay-off” on NMTB. Amstell has been lauded by some for his “approach of refusing to treat homosexuality as a dirty secret that can’t be mentioned.”
Amstell has won numerous awards for hosting NMTB. You can see some of his finer moments on the program in the video below.
You’re in a bedroom-slash-pubescent prison-slash-goth art space-slash-rehab gone wrong-slash-interior-slash-exterior of a real-slash-fake home where everybody, your best friend, and worst mother are all “Whatever 2000” speeded-up, reversed, replayed, and zoomed-in with hypercolor face makeup, non-stop jerky handcam, desktop digital effects editing, stylishly insubstantial banter, and mockery about caring about caring.
Texas-born Ryan Trecartin, the 26-year-old wunderkind who was the youngest artist in the 2006 Whitney Biennial, is the director of I-Be Area, a slippery, almost non-narrative, 100-minute feature-length film in which Trecartin’s friends portray the clones, poseurs, avatars and wanna-bes of contemporary Internet culture. Trecartin veers between surrealism and science fiction, between comedy and horror, between Mamet-style conversation in which characters talk more to themselves than anyone else and everything is said and done completely for appearance. Call it “weird,” call it “nonsense,” call it “pastiche” or “self-indulgent”… but the one thing you can’t call it is boring or unimportant — you’ve honestly never seen anything quite like it.
Read more about Trecartin’s creation of I-Be Area, see more of his film and sculpture, and get links to reactions to his work after the jump!
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Athletes have it hard — what with having to perform on demand, stay hard and focused, yet not lose their cool. In an ideal Olympics, team sports such as this one would be more common.
You can check out the video highlights from the Trojan Games for more sexual Olympics footage.
If you’ve never seen the Z-Man, Tom Zenk in action, you’re missing out! With his dazzling mullet, the Z-Man has the hotness of a 1980’s Playgirl model and wrestles with the strength and confidence of a seasoned pro. Though the baby face became a bit of a jobber near the end of his career, he stayed fit throughout. The three matches below are just a taste of the Z-Man’s zest!
1. Tom Zenk vs Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin
In this match, the fuzzy, shaggy bear Garvin works the leg of the beautifully suffering clean-cut muscle stud, Zenk. Garvin really wears down Zenk, holding him in a painful camel clutch, dropping him neck-first onto the ropes, and slamming his hard, cut body repeatedly into the ring. It’s great to see a stud withstand so much punishment!
2. Tom Zenk vs. Mr. Electricity Steve Regal
Though Zenk’s prolonged arm bars slow the match down, Regal&mdash the cocky, scruffy, bleach-blonde heel in a hot pair of white tights with red racing stripes&mdash keeps the excitement up through underhanded hair pulling, eye-gouging, and sucker punching. There are really great shots of Regal’s balls and ass at 2:14 and 5:11. And at 8:27, Regal pulls on Zenk’s tights, revealing a muscular butt cheek which Zenk promptly hides away.
See Zenk face off against his ex-tag team partner, sexy blonde, Flyin’ Brian, after the jump!
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Is that Jake Cruise‘s twin brother?
(Hat tip to our favorite Richie, who is going off to the Peace Corps for two years and won’t be able to look at porn. Our thoughts will be with you.)
You wish! But this is as close as we’ll ever get to seeing Vin Vin unloading his guns! =) Check out how his eyes roll to the back of his head when he cums. Yeah, that must feel good.
And oh, nice orange towel there. 😉
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Gay, B-movie horror director David DeCoteau founded Rapid Heart Pictures in 1999 to make homoerotic horror movies shot on 35mm. Though his previous features include The Wolves of Wall Street, Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000, and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, he recently signed a two-year, multi-picture deal with here! Networks for 10 films and 2 television series, including adaptations of tales by Edgar Allan Poe, H.G. Wells, and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
DeCoteaus’s recent collaborations with here! include a sexed-up adaptation of Poe’s Fall of the House of Usher. Poe’s original tale involved three characters: a visitor who helps his mentally deranged friend bury his twin sister. DeCoteau’s updated version incorporates four shirtless, underwear-clad frat boys (wonder how he worked that in). You can watch a clip of Usher below and read two interviews with the director after.
An interview with DeCoteau at The Video Graveyard
An interview with David DeCoteau at Oddity Cinema
In this awesome video, this lean, hairy, bearded brunette jerks his long piece to completion soaking his outstretched thigh in hot jism. It’s great watching his anus pucker and his dick throb as he reaches climax. Makes you wish you were there!
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Whether you’re a fetishist or sports fan, you gotta admit&mdash wrestling’s just about the gayest thing on TV. Back when professional wrestling had actual winners, there was lots to love! Seeing two strong men grapple each other, holding their tight sweaty bodies close in erotic submissions, exhausting one another in skimpy speedos, until one pinned the other down for a 3-count. All that was missing was kissing and a cum shot… it simply took your breath away! Nowadays, some bitch always interrupts the match to plug the upcoming pay-per-view event.
Well, wrestling fans, you’re in luck! We’ve dug up three classic matches for fans, fetishists, and new-cummers alike. They’re not only good wrestling, but decent wank material as well&mdash enjoy!
1. This incredible match between Dynamite Kid and Rollerball Rocco is set for 3 falls and features two differently-flavored studs looking great in their singlets. They really work each other over with low blows, incredible aerial moves, and visceral anger. And in the final fall, the Dynamite Kid bares his amazing chest!
2. Here’s a match-up between Tommy Angel and Tim Horner. See how exquisitely Tommy the jobber suffers under the cruel grasp of Tim Horner. It’s great to to see how close and tense their bodies remain throughout the match. Plus, it ends with a sexy ass pin!
See the last incredible high-energy match between two hot, young wrestlers after the jump!
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If you haven’t heard already, alternative indie band, Bloc Party (composed of 4 handsome and rocking Brit Twinks), has a gay frontman Kele Okereke who once won an award for Virgin Media’s Top 10 Bitchiest Popstars for quotes like the following:
“I think Oasis are the most over-rated and pernicious band of all time. They had a totally negative and dangerous impact upon the state of British music. They have made stupidity hip… Oasis are repetitive Luddites.”
and
”I was amazed when Jack White said it wasn’t his job to be critical about foreign policy because he was being paid to be an entertainer. Selling more records is the only thing that’s important to him, not provoking debate”
Bitchy or no, the handsome front man is definitely talented. The band’s about to release their third album (yet to be titled) and have recently released a video of the album’s first single, Mercury. In it, a Planet of the Apes group of scientists engineers a bull-lobster-human Frankenstein creature in a plan to “annihilate the modern world” and score mad bananas! The apes then send “Smith” off to the U.S., where he eventually becomes president and destroys the world. Nice!
See other Bloc Party videos and an interview with gay frontman Kele Okereke after the jump!
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