noun: A person that has taken so many steroids in their pursuit of a muscled body, they are now no longer able to get it up, or at best, even maintain a proper erection.
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noun: Hot men on the Tyra Show handing out gifts to the audience.
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noun: Someone with the ability to tell what a person has been eating by the taste of their sperm.
Related: Cummatosis
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noun: Unidentified throbbing objects from Uranus.
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adj: Describing the intimate and affectionate, no-sexual relationship between to gay people. Example: Contrary to everyone’s beliefs, the relationship between JC Chasez and Chace Crawford is strictly gaytonic.
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noun: The horrifyingly old and crusty stains left on the towel or rag lying under a bed containing dried semen from various dates .
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acronym: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love. (Baywatch having people with great bodies and Crimewatch, a British TV program, which tells of real committed crimes and shows pictures of the criminals).
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noun: An effete, promiscuous individual (AKA a very slutty queen).
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adj: Someone with the characteristics and/or similar in appearance to the famed, ugly doll from the Chucky series of movies (i.e. ugly/gross/evil).
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noun: Testicles of great size and weight which bounce and slap against your chin vigorously, when being face fucked.
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verb: The state of fear of being in a room completely full of heterosexuals.
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adj: A person being both slutty and delicious. Or delicious because they are slutty.
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phrase: The phenomenon that occurs after anal intercourse, when sperm has mixed with dark colored anal mucus, the result of which is having had a coffee enema prior to sex.
Example: “I’m gonna hop in the shower, we don’t want any “cafe con leche” with dinner now do we?”
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noun: A twink who dates men old enough to be their Grandfather.
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noun: A person who loves to flex their muscles in a mirror whilst having sex.
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noun: A nymphomaniac that is a big fan of riding the cock. (Bunnies like to hop and have a lot of sex).
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