Gorgeous Elder Miller‘s companion caught him breaking the rules. Now he’s facing a painful and humiliating punishment at the hands of the Patriarch.
Every missionary follows a long list of rules contained in the Missionary Handbook. These rules govern every aspect of a missionary’s life — when they wake and go to sleep, how they dress, with whom they can be alone, what kind of music they can listen to and what books they can read. When a missionary keeps the rules, he demonstrates his obedience.
Elder Hess is one of Joseph Smith’s many direct descendants!
For those of you who don’t already know, Joseph Smith was the first latter-day Prophet and founder of Mormonism. Anyway, the resemblance is astounding! Elder Hess has truly been blessed with an exciting sexual energy (must run in the family)!
Elder Morgan has been a missionary for “just under a year.” Missionaries are discouraged to disclose the exact amount of time they’ve been on their missions.
They’ll say “just under,” or “just over” a year.
Mormons might not refer as many friends to young inexperienced “greenie” missionaries.
On the other hand, older missionaries, near the end of their missions, won’t be around much longer. Why introduce them to a friend you’re trying to convert if they’re about to leave?
Of course, if the missionary is really hot and charismatic, members don’t seem to care as much.
For the last two years, Gilberto has been doing work with service missionaries in his area. He said he likes it, and ultimately he got permission to go through the temple.
“The temple was so peaceful and pretty inside… but the washing and anointing stuff made me nervous that I was about to have gay sex right there in the temple. Oh yeah, and the ordinance workers talked to me about my tattoos. Something about defiling my “temple” (body) with graffiti.”
Recently, MB went on vacation with my family to Lamanite Country (Central and South America). There are a LOT of good looking Mormon Boys down there!
Curtis (formerly Elder Gingery) is a twenty one year-old returned missionary (RM). MB met him while visiting a ward, and he invited him to the beach. “RM” is what you’re called after serving a mission.
Anyway, Curtis loves to reminisce about his mission. Including all the times he got the other elders butt-naked! As a missionary in Jamaica, he and the other missionaries in his district would hike to remote beaches on P-Day.
Elder Cunningham is a quiet poet. A reserved thinker, with a wild side. He was serving in the Philippines, when he got sick and was sent stateside…North Dakota.
“After serving some place cool like the Philippines, North Dakota is a real downer.”
Elder Cunningham told me that when he got stateside, he had to spend three weeks at home under his doctor’s supervision.
“The whole thing was awful, with one perk. There was this really hot nurse that would check in on me a few times a day.”
Since Elder Cunningham is straight, MB was surprised to hear that this nurse was a guy.
This week could be titled “Surprise: innocent young missionary, hung like a horse, SHOOTS TWICE!” Elder Robinson certainly is hung, and everything about this young guy was surprising.
When MormonBoyz met him, he and his companion were on a busy street around 9:40pm. Anyone who’s been a missionary knows that 9:40 is past missionary curfew. Missionaries are supposed to be home reporting to their Zone leaders by 9:30pm (in most places).
These two boys were buying hotdogs at the stand MormonBoyz sometimes visit when he’s on my way to the subway. He headed over to introduce myself as a member, and overheard them trying to “convert” his gorgeous hotdog-stand “boyfriend.”
“It’s cool if you’re into guys. My companion and I don’t have a problem with that. You may not want to join the Mormon church, but here’s our number if you ever want us to come over anyway.”
