Well ain’t THAT a kick in the ass? Junior’s saying that he’s way too tired to ever work again and he’s hiding in the secret fuckin’ container. Now Daddy Jack had moved out the mattress from the bed after that big lube spill disaster last week but no matter, we’ll have ourselves a new one (or at least ALMOST new one) soon. Can’t wait. And Jack ain’t waitin’ either. He’s got a dick so big that even Junior has trouble having it up his hole.
Tenants cum and tenants go at Lot 45, but no matter what, when a hot new guy moves in, the competition’s on to see which one gets his ass first. Argos moved into number 29 last week and we guess they all should have known that boss Trenton would be the first to tap that sweet hairy ass of his.
Uncle Drew wants his dick sucked but Jake’s brother is back in jail on account of those underground corn hole games. So Uncle Drew calls his second-favorite nephew Jake over to get him some dick sucking. Jake is down fast on that monster cock but Drew wants more. Jake gets himself bent over and Drew’s mouth goes on his hole…
Devin drops by looking for Uncle Drew only to find out he’s back in county lock-up. “Apparently it’s illegal to drive a fork lift on the interstate,” cousin Nic tells him. Seems Drew can’t find his watch and he was collecting beer bottles so he could buy a new one. “Shit, he’s gonna come back all horny and my ass isn’t healed from the LAST time he was in county lock-up.”
There ain’t a lot to do sometimes at the trailer park, you can only get so much drinkin’ and playing corn hole before you get kinda bored. Luckily Jacob had a hard dick and Jack had a place for him to stick it. Oh and Jack will do anything for a beer.
