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A parody:
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With the ascension of Emperor Bush II to the Throne of America, we as Neo-Christians now have complete and total power over America. We are now the rulers and not the ruled. As such, new rules are in effect immediately:

1. The Death Sentence is pronounced on all liberals, homos, Jews, Muslims and other persons who have not accepted Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior as evidenced by their having joined the Republican Party of Emperor Bush II.

However, Emperor Bush II, in his mercy, has announced a 30 day grace period during which all those with a sentence of death on their heads may repent, accept Christ, and join the GOP. After the 90 days expires, public executions will begin in all major cities. The guillotine will be the implement of death:

2. A flat tax rate of 50% will apply to all persons making less than $100,000 per year. A flat tax of 5% will apply to those making over $100,001. This equitable program will graciously allow a wage-earner who makes $50,000 per year to pay $25,000. Likewise, a person making $500,000 per year will pay $25,000. Both the middle class and the wealthy wage-earner will pay the exact same dollar amount to the government and thus be equal in the eyes of Emperor Bush II.

3. Only white males who own property and make over $100,001 per annum will be entitled to vote. The right to vote, however, will pertain only to inconsequential decisions as Emperor Bush II will make all important decisions.

4. America recognizes that Emperor Bush II rules by divine right. The outmoded, liberal idea of democracy will no longer be taught in schools except to mention that it was an historical aberration brought about by liberals, homos, and other perverts who needed "freedom" to commit their various sins. Democracy was a serious mistake and can never substitute for a biblically enlightened philosopher-king such as Emperor Bush II and his bloodline.

5. The Bush family will rule only by succession to Emperor Bush II. Jeb Bush and his bloodline are forbidden from ever ruling because Jebby is, well, he is just not a very good Christian. His mental retardation is also a big issue.

6. Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter is exempted from the death penalty only so long as she goes waaaaaay back into the closet, marries a man, accepts Jesus, and becomes cured of her vile, lesbian, baby-eating, witchcraft lifestyle.

Everything about that man is arrogant and offensive.

Someone should tell him that he talks to everyone ( with gestures ) like he is smarter than we are.

A twig is smarter than a Bush.

It also drives me crazy when he refers to terrorists as "folks", as in "we're going to get the folks who did this".

And don't get me started on his pronunciation of "nuclear".

M.

I must admit I do find it funny every time Jon Stewart makes fun of his little "heheheh".

besides the obvious (he is pretty damned stupid and illiterate), he is a VERY dangerous man because he surrounds himself with "yes" men and women who won't tell him what is really going on in the country. He has no respect for civil rights and no concern over how the rest of the world views us...he panders to the religious right and attempts to legislate morality (his version of it of course). There is nothing good or positive about him.

From an outsiders point of view we see him as a dim witted buffoon. The double standards on things like nuclear weapons and Gutanamo Bay make us see red, we think "where the hell does this guy get off?" He has rules for the rest of the world which he will enforce even if it means killing thousands of civilians, but then the rules dont apply to America??? Weapons of mass destruction? Ahem, how embarrassing.
The thing that makes me even more embarrassed is that our Prime Minister has followed your president every step of the way. We have troops from Australia in Iraq too and we just should not be there. Guys are being held in Gutalamo Bay for 4 years without being convicted of any crime, and now we (Australia) are selling Uranium to the Chinese and Tiwanese! Jesus! What happened to this world?

Sorry, got a little carried away. Yes, George is a dildo! (along with John Howard down here too)

In the early part of the 19th century an engineer was elected President of the United States, Herbert W. Hoover. He was hailed coming into office as the epitome of organization. After all, technology and the Second Industrial Revolution were in full bloom and who else but an engineer could lead America on to the greatness she deserved in which technology was wresting from nature all the conveniences that man could imagine. He, too, proved to be totally inept and without a plan for the country. His inactivity led in a great measure to the Great Depression, but it also spelled the end to the pie-in-the-sky hopes of the technocrats who thought they could lead the country.

In the early part of 1985, the Christian coalition with Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson left their pulpits and congregations, and traveled the country to stump for candidates who espoused their religion of bigotry and hate. Ronald Reagan and George Bush, Sr., while not exactly their ideal candidates, became the foundation upon which to hone their skills as politicians. Churches across the country, despite their angst against taking up a political position, joined the movement. Bill Clinton’s 8 years in office further helped them to articulate their brand of Republicanism. Even during the eight years they were out of power, the foundation grew. State houses and Congress grew more and more Republican in character. Then along came George, Jr. Riding atop a profession of being born-again, he was the first candidate of their ilk to run for the office and as such was swept into power. Like Herbert Hoover and the technocrats, he had no plan for America and it evidences itself on a daily basis.

My point is that just as the Hoover fiasco led to a complete undermining of the technocrats' claim to be the ones who know how to run the government, can we hope that George, Jr., will be the same for the Christian Right? If he is the best the Christian Right can produce—and believe me, there is no one else of his mold waiting in the wings---the next election can be a shew-in for any Democrat who can run. But they must articulate an agenda. They need to have a plan---and alas—after 8 years all they have is a disjointed, whiney approach to offering Americans an alternative to George and Dick. They do not want to retake the White House. God help us! Send us a man and be he God or the devil and we will follow him!

The only problem with the parody ( #1 ) is that
Bush isn't REALLY a Christian. He just said that to get "elected" , which he wasn't. He doesn't even go to church, except to do photo opps.

A real Christian would have said to count every vote. A real Christian wouldn't have been asleep on 9/11, then bask in the glory of his errors.
A real Christian wouldn't give the order to kill
hundreds of thousands of innocent people ( Saddam is accused of giving the order to kill 148
people, they kept that secret - Bush has killed
thousands of times that , yet HE is a free man.

And... why is it that Americans spent so much time on "I didn't inhale" , and very little time on the FACT that Bush wouldn't even answer the question about his cocaine abuse? Our non Prez , the "dry drunk" dimwit. Christian , my ass.

Yes he is a pain, but then again so is our Prime Minister (John Howard-Australia), it seems as though George W and Little Johnnie as we call him were joined at the hip in a previous lifetime, even though they were seperated at birth, they both still make outrageous decisions which leave their respective countries with egg on their faces, Little Johnnie doesn't jump unless Big Brother George W tells him how high, I;m sure if they did a cavity search on George W they would find Little Johnnie's tongue firmly embedded in his ass.

I can't stand the laugh either, The laugh means he is Lying and needs to quick think of some stupid comeback. Watch out, Jeb is next in line to run.

liberals who would rather make fun of a person's laugh than deal with their ideas an ostracize anyone who doesn't blindly fall in line behind hillary clinton in the name of "tolerance"

what i hate most is the ability for this adiminstration to get away with soo many errors while people just look and donot do anything .so americans we should wake up and kick him out of the office as it is us who put him there and keep taking the stupid laugh and crap he feeds us .
i also tired of this christian leaders who use the bible and religion to advace there hate which has spread alot in america turning them to tuliban look alikes