QC DIY: Be The Ultimate Houseguest (part 2 of 2)

It's fun being a guest, huh?
Old Ben Franklin said, “Guests and fish begin to stink in 3 days.” He was right. But here are some common sense rules for courteous couch surfing:
HELP OUT: Your host’s life doesn’t stop for your visit. Ask if you can help out around the house. Wash dishes, sweep, or take out the trash, even if they tell you not to bother.
CREATURE DISCOMFORTS: If you must bring wild animals (including children), consider offering to stay at a hotel. Don’t look at it as giving up free lodging&mdash compare the cost of replacing your host’s valuable objects and with a hotel bill. You’ll protect your friendship and peace of mind.
GRAFT: Bring your host a small gift&mdash a CD, gourmet coffee, or a new book&mdash even if they insist you “just bring yourself.” Treat them to a meal or movie while you’re there. Be sure to mail a thank you note once you return home (don’t e-mail).
ROLE REVERSAL: A polite house guest reciprocates by being a good host. Invite your host to stay at your place. While hosting, extend comforts and consideration to your guests (such small gestures mean a lot). Lastly, thank and praise your host when you’re a guest yourself.
Source: Amy Alkon (aka the Advice Goddess), author of a nationally syndicated column.

31 Jul 08 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Kenny and Shane at RandyBlue.com

Kenny and Shane at RandyBlue.com

Shane Foster was out all night trying to get a little tail. He hit the clubs and ran all over the Sunset Strip, but no luck. Took a spin around West Hollywood, but still no luck. It was just one of those nights. Everyone was out having a good time but nobody was ready to take it home. Which makes no sense at all given the body on this guy.

He’s built like a brick wall, good solid frame with a pair of rock hard pecs and a smooth rippling stomach, a pair of arms you could just melt into and strong powerful legs that anyone would love to have wrapped around them.

Enter Kenny Cross. He was out with Shane until he took off on the hunt for some action and knew the minute he saw Shane sleeping in his own bed that he failed to score. It’s a good thing Kenny wakes up with perpetual morning wood. He can smell a hard on from a mile away and when that aroma hit his nostrils he practically floated across the apartment and into Shane’s room.

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31 Jul 08 By Ken 8 Comments

Meet Japan’s Oldest Porn Star!


Move over, Jake Cruise! With over 200 titles under his belt, the 70-year-old Takuda is a Japanese porn star in the “elderly porn” genre. His DVDs are very popular and he’s even looking to expand his offerings to retirement homes and LA!

31 Jul 08 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Johan(4) at StraightHell.net

Johan(4) at StraightHell.net
Since Johan did such a piss poor job of sucking the Straight Hell tops’ cocks earlier, they decide to give the straight cunt some fucking intensive whore boy training. Tied in a nasty stress position, he is spitting with rage and disgust as Terry orders him to kiss Colin’s massive cock like he’d kiss a girl, and lick all up and down the shaft.
Every time Johan swears or pulls away, Terry gives him a hard whack with his crop to force him back to his duty. By the time they make him actually put it in his mouth and suck it, his arse is a deep shade of red – and so is his face, from his utter humiliation and misery.

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30 Jul 08 By Laam Write a comment!