How To Get Rejected
We're amazed to no end at how much we can learn about the world, just by approving applications to QueerClique alone.
Here's a gentle reminder to applicants. We've specifically stated not to use lazy/lame variations of "Hi", "Hello", or "Hey" for the one-liner self intro when filling in the profile (gotta keep it meaningful), and yet, we get over 30% of applications that we have to reject. We get some other replies like "DUH!", "STUPID QUESTION", various permutations of "ADFGSFGFDFD", and "HOW DO I FUCKING KNOW?"
Wow. Sir, I think you're knocking on the wrong Clique.
We go through every application manually.There's no robot to outsmart. So just to clarify why some of your applications have been denied - we're only approving worthy applications in order to create a healthy, active, and responsive community that generates and appreciates quality content and interaction. We're not interested in gaining a huge number of members (who can't fill in a short profile cohesively) but are looking at welcoming quality members who genuinely want to be part of the inner circle, and deserve our precious bandwidth.
In the meantime, we'd like to thank all the current members, especially those who're flying with generating, uploading their own content for making QueerClique such a joy to run. We will be introducing new features to the network platform soon. Stay tuned!
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Reader Comments
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WOW! I understand rules and feel like I've just been slapped! Watch out eHarmony! LOL!!
But look at their profile pics - who would reject them?!?!
… members (who can't fill in a short profile cohesively)…
"cohesive" - something bonding together
perhaps you mean "coherently" - sensibly or logically
or perhaps you meant to score an own goal!
Editor Dave: cohesive: exhibiting or producing cohesion or coherence
oops. I think I was one of those peeps. Sorry, I skimmed the instruction so fast and thus thought they were examples instead of no-nos. See what happens when one skims.
I changed it to abide by the rules.
Eh, sexy people might be bots ;)
Fair go QC, talk is cheap, some people think actions speak louder than words. I can see what you're aiming for though....
As an English teacher, I can relate. Kids these days have difficulty following directions and even more difficulty writing more than a few words. And if you want those t be coherent words...Oy!
My surprise is that your number of "poor" responses is only 30%. I think that says a lot about the Queerclick viewer compared to the 70% of my students who can't follow even the simplest directions.
I have little hope for the future of humanity.
You couldn't possibly imagine how many times I've had to say, "Did you read the WHOLE memo?" at work, just in the last year since I was promoted to a management position.
People *do* have a tendancy to skim through documents, notes, memoes and letters and I for one am tired of having to re-explain things to people when it's right there in black and white ;)
I say to the editors, let this be the last time. Don't explain it anymore.
I don't know... I kind of found the questions a little too much. Why do I have to write a sentence to describe myself to look at porn, especially when I'd prefer to be anonymous? And don't you guys have a privacy policy against posting people's information publicly?
EDITOR: The questions are to know a lil bit more about you, and depending on how much you wanna reveal, can still offer anonymity . Let's put it this way, you can be somebody else online, if you want to! If you just want to look at porn and are too lazy to fill in a few questions, then there are so many places to do so! QueerClick doesn't require you to fill in anything for example. QueerClique however is a network of people. And we don't want anonymous porn vacuum cleaners.