Gay Flash Arcade!
Until one of the Super Mario Brothers comes out (Luigi's always seemed curiously disinterested in Princess Peach), there's a serious lack overtly gay video games. Luckily, some horny Flash wizards have put the following games together to tide you over and turn you on in the meanwhile...
CRUISING ROOM: In this point-and-click adventure game, you navigate your character through a gay bar with the goal of getting 5 hook-ups (you slut!). It's originally a European game, so some of the translations are a little funny, but there's lots of dead-on humor and the action scenes are hot. Hint: Try starting with the kissing couple and be sure to save your last condom for the hunky bouncer.
Stefanus De Kinky Keeper: Stefan Postma was that Dutch goal keeper who had a video leaked onto the internet of him getting fucked by his ex-girlfriend with a strap-on (good times!). This quick flash game mocks him. Just aim the heart-shaped cross hairs at his hungry hole as the keeper trolls from side to side. When the dildo speed-meter at the left fills up simply launch a love missile and score! It gets especially funny when you see all these pink dildos littering the soccer field.
Hunkcraft: You're looking to draw a naked dragon slayer. So naturally, you've come to the apartment of Natalie the artist and her ex-mercenary husband, Dorcas. Dorcas has graciously agreed to model for you, but you've got more on your mind than just painting. Can you convince the hunky model to strip down and jerk his dong to climax? You only have three chances and the man is moody...
French Video Porn Game: Ever wanted to direct your own porn? Well, now you can! Have your actor suck some hot, hung cock in the shower. Have a dark skinned stud rim and fuck him rotten&mdash it's your call! Once the game loads, simply click on the showers area (called douches in French, tee-hee) and after the intro scene, control the action by clicking on the images on the right. The orange bar indicate hotness level. When it tops out, money shots galore! If you get curious, the pool section is also worth checking out, though most of the other areas seem to be "en construction."
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So I tried hunkcraft like a thousand times last week and couldn't get him to do anything. Does someone have the secret three clicks?
hey QC - any tips on the dorcas game?
Anyone know the click order for taming?
the only guys i can get to sleep with me in the cruising room game are the kissing guys on the couch and the guy in the back room. how do i continue from there? any help? thanks
Any other tips for "The Cruising Room" game? It was easy to get the kissing couple, the byker and the barman, but after that is almost impossible!!
Cruising room tips - i found a walkthrough in german which I could read enough of.
There is some fussy stuff about order. You have to chittychat with the leather boys in the video room early, which causes a video tape to appear on the left hand side of the bar at a later time. With that in your hand I think you can get the rest.
on the dorcas game
touch the abs, then his thigh and then his dick. now you'll get him erect. enjoy
for HunkCraft, touch his abs, inner thigh and cock (in that order)
Touch Dorcas' abs, inner thigh and cock in that order for a happy ending :-)
Thanks for the tip in "The Cruising Room", I was having trouble to get the leather guy in the back room.
As for the others, you have to talk to the byker in the bar, get his card and then talk to the drunk guy. After he tells you that his keys are lost, you have to get them in the back room. Give him the keys, he`ll leave and you can have the barman. The drunk guy leaves a cell phone. Send a text message to the byker and it`s done.
As for HunkCraft, you can also touch his face, chest and abs, or face and the chest twice.