Sexy Becks In Milan

You may have heard that sexy soccer stud, David Beckham recently went to Milan to play as #32 for the AC Milan team. But did you hear that his teammate, Marco Borriello, can’t wait to get a look at Beckham naked in the locker room?

“I must admit I have a dressing room curiosity over Beckham.I want to see if he is equipped as he is in the Armani underwear adverts.”

We’d appreciate some photographs, Signore Borriello. But in lieu of those, we’ll have to take his wife, Posh Spice’s word for it last December:

“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

Yowza! You can get a look at those Armani underwear adverts and Beckham’s famous bulge after the jump!

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