More Mysteries Surround Michael Stipe on GuysWithiPhones.com

Alright junior detectives… grab Scooby and the gang because the mystery surrounding Michael Stipe’s pics on GuysWithiPhone continues. Last time we checked, Stipe had his boyfriend and a third mystery guest/hooker over in his bathroom for some naughty camera fun. Then, most recently, Perez Hilton took a closer look at two photos recently posted on the site and found that one of the new pics is in fact Andy LeMaster, the openly gay-singer of the band Now It’s Overhead (and he’s packin’ heat in those Superman underoos… oh yes).
In a second picture, it seems as if Mr. LeMaster and an unidentified second guy took a split pic in the bathroom mirror. The change in hair between the two reflections makes it look like two separate people, but is it just one guy?
But here’s the twist. We discovered a very creepy third picture of a balding and paunchy guy in cowboy boots tucking his junk between his legs in a sort of “Buffalo Bill/Silence of the Lambs” kind of way. It’s the sort of boner-killing shot that reminds us of chloroform and clown blowjobs. We thought nothing more until we noticed the weird yellow containers that pop up in all three pics. They seem deliberately placed to connect all the shots together… but what the hell are they?
One commentor on GuysWithiPhones said of the pic, “Oh Matt Nelson of A. Armada you didn’t. I didn’t know it was that kind of party.” But we compared the creepy iPhone pic to a more flattering band photo of A. Armada and couldn’t decide if it was him. The receding hairline and jaw-line match, but since his face is mostly covered, it’s a long shot to call it a match.
Both Now It’s Overhead and A. Armada come from Athens, Georgia (just like R.E.M.) which strengthens the probability that all three bands decided to create some web-buzz with naughty iPhone pics. But is it really Matt Nelson? How many arty fags did Michael Stipe have in his bathroom anyway—4? 5? 6? And what of the yellow containers? But most importantly, did everyone at Stipe’s apartment knock boots after the photo session? Exclude Buffalo Bill there and it’s enough to get our cocks stirring!
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