RUMOR: Adrian Grenier Has A Smelly Uncut Penis

adriangrenier_smelly.jpg
The parents of Entourage star, Adrian Grenier (pronounced Gren-yay) met in a commune and never married. We only mention it because the actor’s humble hippy beginnings may help explain his rumored hygiene habits. According to LA Rag Mag the handsome youngster has smelly unwashed genitals that are uncut and chockfull of smarmy cheese. The star could just peel back his foreskin and wash or not allow his starfuckers to suck his cheesy ding, but instead he just leans back and smiles while his knob slobbers ease down the fromage:

Adrian’s such a ladies man he doesn’t have to shower, we know because we’ve had this danky complaint filed against him by not one of our Star Sluts…but TWO! One described it like this.

“We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on him and he’s uncut just fyi, and hairy, but the worst part was the…the SMELL. It was like he hadn’t showered in days, and that’s just not polite to let a girl go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn’t take a shower and he’s uncut! So I look up at him, you know I pause, and he looks down at me with that smile he does on the show, sort of like “Suck it up”.

L&A: So what did you do? You told him it was too much right. Or you didn’t feel good?

HER: No..I …sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Adrian Grenier!!

Case in point.

Last week we was having lunch with another girlfriend and somehow we got on the topic of Entourage and she cut me off to say:

You know my girlfriend gave him a blow job and said he had the worst smelling junk in the WOOOORLD!

Some girls have all the luck. Imagine, after a night of drinking Boone’s with Adrian, to pull down his leotard and discover a full cheese and meat plate! Any woman who can’t handle the extra chunks of love waiting in his suck-me buffet must be an ingrate or not that hungry to begin with. Just kidding, we think it’s filthy and wonder why the star can’t afford soap. Of course, every actor needs something that makes them unique and maybe this is his signature sexual move, kinda like Diesel Washington’s cannonball or our Dirty Sanchez.

Jul 26, 2009 By paperbagwriter 18 Comments