Top 10 QComments

Between our interview with Michael Lucas and pics of Zac Efron’s bulge we posted load after load of hot men. You, our beloved QC readers, let us know what you thought and we collected the best for you here. There’s cheers, jeers, queers, and a few QComments that sounded like they were written on beer. Let’s catch up on this week’s best by checking out the Top 10 QComments!

Straight Hell posts always stir up a bit of controversy, especially when the rough Englishmen round up someone as angelic as Corey. They take the young student off the streets and into a horrid dungeon where he’s tied up, flogged, and his balls and nips get clipped and stretched much to his agony. Some guys love it, but b. bitt finds it disturbing and maybe even socially irresponsible:

Pornographic fantasy is understandable, when it is between consenting adults, but this series is condoning the abduction, rape, and I assume eventual “disposal” of school aged boy. I don’t want to judge how or where people get the erotic fix, but this seems to below the level of good taste or good judgment.

Though the pain’s certainly real, we doubt the scenarios are non-consensual—it’s all part of a BDSM fantasy, though it can definitely be disturbing. Maybe Straight Hell should have a “Where are they now?” feature showing their victims living fully-functioning lives as drill instructors, dog trainers, and boot polishers.
Our readers certainly had strong opinions about Drake Rock’s Ben Patrick Johnson. He’s a manicured musclestud that’s either too perfect or abnormally so. One QCommenter got sick of all the “empty and pathetic” hateful comments, but euan countered with his outlook on the usefulness of such QComments:

1 Not every unflattering comment is born of hatred.

2 Anyone who is “smart and sweet” choosing to have cosmetic surgery cares about appearance also–which suggests he cares about the results of that surgery. Why then is it not permissible for third-parties to have a view on the results of that same surgery–after all, the man in the mirror is not the only one to see it, and that man in the mirror is not the only one whose opinion the person himself cares about.

This is at best a failure of the cosmetic surgeon. (Nonetheless, that body is well-maintained. I just hope it is not built on steroids–when the time comes that it inevitably comes crashing down, the results are never flattering.)

Ben’s hot though he certainly looks a little over-done. At least his eyebrows will constantly convey a sense of slight surprise for any of his partners. And talking about frozen facial expressions, we interviewed Michael Lucas this week. True to form, he had opinions on just about everything. But also true to form, every picture we posted had him doing his Derrick Zoolander pout. walt noticed as well and asked this question:
He’s the male Paris Hilton: Same perma-pout in every photo. Does the man have teeth? Never seen them.
We dug up a photo of Michael Lucas to prove that he does indeed have teeth, although they may have been Photoshopped on by one of his press people to avoid a scandal. Can you imagine a toothless porn mogul, gumming on dicks, and eating pureed dinners? No siree.

While we’re talking about Michael Lucas, let’s segue over to his BFF, Brent Corrigan. In our most recent Porn Gossip Round-Up, we revealed why Brent’s upset at his fans—because some of them are downloading his directorial debut, The Big Easy, instead of buying it. We empathize, but SteveDenver thinks it a good lesson for our burgeoning boy-man:

Good thing Brent is learning at a young age that “royalties” and “loyalties” have nothing to do with each other. He’s cute, but he needs to come up with something new and exciting.

At least one member of Team Orange agrees that The Big Easy could have had a more stunning array of men. Even if they’re all big-dicked twinks, some variety in appearance might have made a more breath-taking feature than his plucked line-up. Oh well, hopefully he’ll break even and try something a bit more daring.
Brent Corrigan, as you know is the porn doppelganger of Zac Efron, whose bulge we zoomed in on this week. Zac’s a bit too perfect for some, even his fans think so and we found two QComments from a lover and a hater who illustrate both sides of the Efron appreciation spectrum! First, Willona Woods, a fan:

Zac is working on that little body of his but he looks to much like Laura Bush in the face for me. Cut off that hair,quit tweezin those brows and let see how cute you really are?? You don’t need a big dick, just bring on the nasty hotness. Make me want it you little fem. Loved him in hairspray. LOL

Willona Woods has a weird way of expressing her love. For the record, Zac’s lookalike in Hairspray is in fact, Ben James Ellis, but it just goes to show how his manicured look can confuse him with other glamour boy clones. fifi, on the other hand, doesn’t get the attraction and hates being roped in with the “tween” crowd:

i dont get it, why are we forced to find teenage girl idols attractive? im putting money on the linethat the vast majority of gay men DO NOT find zac effron attractive at all. why do we force the stereotype link between girls and gay men? are gay men in america buying girls magazines and watching hanah montana?

What you must realize, fifi is that some of those teenage girls grow up to be gay men. Plus, some of us like Miley Cyrus, especially when she used gay Fire Island men in her latest viral video. Fire Island’s about as stereotypically gay as one can get, but what can we say? She knows how to use those stereotypes to win over some fans. So does Zac, apparently.

We love it when QCommenters laud porn models for fulfilling their wildest fantasies. The advent of digital porn has certainly combined computing and cumming for good. And for nunyabizniz, Manifest Men’s Vin Rocco bridged that digital divide in a “virtually real” way:

You know what? He reminds me of the Agents from THE MATRIX A very hot, buffed, sexy Agent. He can INSERT his cock and SHIFT, CRTL, PAUSE/BREAK my END @ my HOME anytime he wants. Gimme the blue pill and I’ll see how far the rabbit hole goes :0

Oh my! You’d better wash off that mouse once you’re done with it. Rubber Ducky also had some love for Chaos Men’s Jonah. According to him, Jonah’s got a real world look that’s makes him all the more satisfying:

This guy is HOT!! The fact he has got more meat on him than a barbeque on the 4th of July is just a bonus!! His average looks (most would call…normal) and non-main street, metrosexual, Chaka Khan, horseshit, chop suey crap makes him that much more attractive. Its about time the average guy wowed people. You all know that the normal guy in your high school, job, gym, or carpool…who you ALL know is secretly packing meat by the foot, is the one you know is hardest and the most rewarding to get. No chance of him wandering. Not a main street (like above) dickhead who thinks his good looks will get him everywhere. This guy earns it, and keeps what he earns. Love this guy!!!!!

We love the line with “non-main street, metrosexual, Chaka Khan, horseshit, chop suey crap”! Brilliant, though we’re not sure why he pulled Chinese cuisine, equine feces, and “I Am Every Woman” into the mix, but hey, points for passion!

Lastly, we have two more appreciative QCommenters who found lots to love from two recent posts. When the always pot-stirring TitanRosemont said of Sean Cody’s big-dicked soccer dork, Jacob, “Hopefully, this will be the last we’ll see of [him]”, and alann called Jacob “Borat!”, fellow QCommenter rawrrXD stepped in to add why their criticism only reveals what makes Jake so sexy:

titan&alann, you guys should really date. borat=Sacha Baron Cohen=jew supserstar=NERD! if this guy is a nerd, then bill gates and steve jobs are a computer billionaire golems in a very luxurious caves. and anyways, can nerd have “typical features” like you’re stated “prominent nose and wayward ears” granted, those are the stereotypical media “nerds”. this guy is really really hot, he’s got a sexy smile and can pull off a receding hair line. I think i’ve made my point. thank you.

Lastly, we posted a great Queerism this week for Butt-top; a bottom who claims to be a top to avoid the embarrassment(?) of being a bottom. We love bottoms, so there’s no need for the masquerade. Legible Lad agrees and is glad we’ve finally given him a word for a type of guy he’s seen all too much of:

XCELLENT! Now I have a great term for all the gaping assholes out there who are ashamed of being a bottom. Once in a blue moon I will top a guy because he turns me on and I just wanna pound his ass, but generally I love the feel of a hard cock sliding in and out of me. I guess it might be construed as the feminine position, but I’m kind of a butch pansy anyway. Thanks Carlos!

We’d like to think we’re providing a service over here at QCHQ. As usual, much love to all our excellent QCommenters, those who made the top 10 and those who did not. We love reading what you’re thinking and love to join in the QConversation. Keep it up and we’ll post the tastier bit here again next week!