Simon Dexter Is Available For "Private Meetings", Pubic Hair Sales
When Simon Dexter left porn (he was that popular model on that popular site) to pursue a "legitimate" modeling career, our big brown eyes shed a collective coffee-colored tear. We worried that we'd never again see his sexy ass in action. But perhaps the porn gods heard our lament, because this weekend porn promoter David Forest alerted us that Simon Dexter is available for "private meetings"!
Private meetings?! Like board room meetings?! That's awesome!!! Usually private meetings are so boring. But with Simon Dexter presenting a talk, our attention spans would elongate by at least 6 or 7 inches, er, we mean, hours. And we bet he makes a mean PowerPoint presentation. We thought that the new Simon Dexter was all business and no play—that is, until we saw that Forest's e-mail included the following picture:
So, let us get this right: Simon's decided to curtail his gay XXX work, yet he's still showing his fat uncut cock in business e-mails? Don't get us wrong... our work inboxes were stuffed with dicks even before we started working for QC. But if Simon's fat hog is also attending the meeting, then it's probably gonna be less about spreadsheets and more about cum sprays.
Simon would certainly put the MEAT back in meetings. But what is Simon Dexter qualified talk about other than modeling, appendicitis, and taking cocks? There probably won't be a lot of strategic planning so much as grunting and posing. Fine by us. But is Dex really for sale? Wouldn't being a prostitute conflict with his modeling obligations?
We're not sure what goes on in these meetings exactly. But the following endorsement from "Robert" one of Simon's satisfied johns customers may hold a clue.
Editable? Does that mean Simon will change his rehearsed lines if they don't sound right? Instead of saying "Suck me, yeah! yeah!" perhaps we could edit him and run through it again, this time adding something a bit more Stryker-esque like, "Yeah, you want that big dick, don't cha?"
Or maybe "editable" means he's programmable, like a robot from Blade Runner! That would explain his ridiculous good looks. Maybe Simon's running Windows 7! Cool. Installing hardware has never been so easy. And where's his USB port? We have a thumb drive we'd like to insert.
And then there's Robert's weird line about wanting to buy Simon's pubic hair. Uhh... call us cheap, but if you're paying for pubic hair, you're probably paying too much. But we'll let you decide, dear readers. Tell us in the comments whose pubic hair you'd purchase. On second thought, maybe we would buy Simon's pubes...
EDITOR'S NOTE: At the request of Simon Dexter's former porn studio, we've removed all references to them.
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They always come back. It's where the money is. LoL.
Pubic hair I would buy...Zac Efron, Milo Ventimiglia, James Marsden, and/or Hugh Jackman
The boy is beautiful...but he ain't that damn fine for anyone to consider buying his pubic hair. Wow.
I just have a few things to say.
1. He is indeed a hot piece of man
2. lawl
3. LOLZ
DAMN FREAKING AWESOME!!!
I suppose "the former porn studio" has that right, but everybody who's a fan knows where he started. As usual, always some dramz going on in the porn world.
Simon, just admit you are gay and want to be a porn star again, we'll let you off. Otherwise, you are just another gay-for-pay-in-pain like Jason Adonis.
Huge fan of Simon's past work and really wish him well going mainstream. He's a handsome, charming and extremely photogenic young man. If anyone could take it mainstream it's him. But the David Forest connection totally torpedoes that. How does going from porn to escorting, which is what "private meetings" sounds like to me, take you mainstream? Simon, who the hell is advising you?
ooooh whats the drama i wanna know!?!!?!
I'd pay for more models to actually have public hair.
Simon Dexter hinted on his website that he wanted to continue working for SC but they didn't want him back. I just figured his asking price went up and SC didn't want to pay.
David Forest is a straight up pimp and these models are deluded in thinking "meeting" rich old guys will lead them to legit work. It will never happen fellas, never.
guys, this is Simon Dexter.... I have a question... where is all this negativity coming from? I am doing what I want to do and causing no harm to any party. In fact non of my private interactions effect my aspirations. If there are any questions you would like to ask me directly, please go to my site, www.simondexter.com and email me through my contact page. I will be more then happy to address any issues or questions that you may have. Otherwise whatever negativity is floating around here on Queer Click or otherwise is totally uncalled for silly. Are we grown ups?
P.S. I'm not on any hook. I am a upwardly mobile self made person who will continue to strive for my ambitions and execute my plans successfully. Please, just watch and root for me ;)
I'm impressed when someone come out and speaks for himself. I to was wondering where the negativity was coming from. I was a subscriber to SC and always looked forward to performances from Simon. Each performance was top quality.
Like everyone else, I'm curious about what has gotten under SC's skin, but I'll move on from that. David Forest is a little too old school in his promotions, but good luck to the both of them.