The 2010 Men On A Mission Calendar Features 12 Hot, Soon-To-Be Excommunicated Mormons
Once when we were in high school, a drunk queen who called himself "our uncle" stood outside the hot tub to tell us all about the Mormon church. "Oh, you see those missionaries in their little helmets, slacks and ties," he said, narrowing his eyes while drinking a wine cooler, "but you know that at the end of the day, they take off all that shit and do each other in the ass."
We weren't even talking about Mormons up to that point, but his comment forever altered our thinking about those boys on their bikes. The next time they knocked on our front door, we prayed they'd soon be knocking at our back doors too.
Heavenly Father has finally answered our prayers! While the missionaries in Mormons Exposed Men on a Mission Calendar aren't gay per se, they sure know how to make a gay guy think sinful thoughts. The calendar's creator even got excommunicated from the church as a result.
And while none of the calendar boys have gotten the boot yet, there's still a chance that the church elders may find the calendar too steamy for this world and cast it into Mormon Hell (which is a lot like living in a Utah suburb).
You can check out some of the other models at the Mormons Exposed webpage, clicking on the missionary, and hovering your cursor over their pictures. We'd certainly go missionary for them... yow!
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At least one of them is gay, he's pretty open about it.
These guys are all practicing Mormons. Fuck them all, I'd rather kiss the Wookie. "Mormon" is about as sexy as "Rapist" or "Serial Killer" or "Wife Beater."
I live in Utah. There are so many sexy missionaries, and some not so sexy. Do what I do when they knock on my door. I tell them if they'd like to come in and talk about my being Gay, that they could talk about their church. Let me tell you they are very pushy about them talking about their church. But I am just as, if not more pushy. They give up and I don't. One day maybe the two missionaries will come in and get down and dirty with me. One can only hope.
I'll take #1, #4 and #5, to go please.
Trucker, ease off the gas a little. I've had sex with a "fallen" Mormon, and it was muy caliente.
Where are you located(state) JMDRWAC and tell me how I can hook up with one? Were there any regrets on his part? Oh and yea I'll also put my order in for all of them!!! Can't have just ONE YUM!!!!