QCrimes: Taleon Goffney Of Twin Porn Burglars Sentenced To 3 Years

Remember Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney, the twin porn star burglars who ran a coastal crime spree in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Florida, and Alabama? They not only performed together in pornos for Flava Works and BlackMen.net, but they also worked alongside one another as cat burglars.
They both pleaded guilty back in June, but Taleon just received his sentence today. The Gay Porn Times has been keeping track of the criminal proceedings:

Authorities say Taleon (aka “Spider Man”) sawed through the roofs of businesses and scaled wires to get out. Police also say Taleon once broke out of a police car and swam across a pond in handcuffs to avoid being caught. He’s been sentenced to three years in prison for burglary in New Jersey.

Keyontyli Goffney is alleged to have served as a lookout and getaway. He was released in September on time served in New Jersey. The twins’ mother, Towana Goffney, 46, had been accused of also serving as a lookout for her sons—but all charges against her have been dropped for lack of evidence.

Oh Goffney Twins! Why did you have to rob people’s businesses when you had already stolen our hearts?!!